A few random jokes (and i no mean no offense to anyone)!!?!
Question: A few random jokes (and i no mean no offense to anyone)!!!?
whats black and sits at the top of the stairs!?
-steven hawkins in a house fire!.
what do you call a spastic in a wheelchair!?
-anything you like, they'll just smile and try and hug you!
if these jokes have offended anyone in anyway then i apologise, its just a bit of lighthearted fun, im really not a cruel person, i just know a few "wrong" jokes, (and these are the tamest ones i know, i dont think yahoo readers would appreciate some of the others)!
how did stevie wonder burn his ear!?
-the phone rang and he answered the iron,
how did he burn the other ear!?
- they called back
azubi, a 6 year old african boy has to cycle 2 and a half miles to school everyday, he only has one leg!.!.!.!.
for just a small donation of ￡2 i'll send you the video, its f*****g hilarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com
-steven hawkins in a house fire!.
what do you call a spastic in a wheelchair!?
-anything you like, they'll just smile and try and hug you!
if these jokes have offended anyone in anyway then i apologise, its just a bit of lighthearted fun, im really not a cruel person, i just know a few "wrong" jokes, (and these are the tamest ones i know, i dont think yahoo readers would appreciate some of the others)!
how did stevie wonder burn his ear!?
-the phone rang and he answered the iron,
how did he burn the other ear!?
- they called back
azubi, a 6 year old african boy has to cycle 2 and a half miles to school everyday, he only has one leg!.!.!.!.
for just a small donation of ￡2 i'll send you the video, its f*****g hilarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
GREAT!!!!!!!!!!! ;-)
I Love them whenever I post this kind though the old violation emails follows very shortly afterwards ha ha!.
Thank You Have A Star From Me *
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I Love them whenever I post this kind though the old violation emails follows very shortly afterwards ha ha!.
Thank You Have A Star From Me *
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i love the last one!.!.!.!. if you want slightly sick jokes then how about
"what do you get if you put a baby in a blender!?!.!.!.!. an erection"
"why are women like public toilets/bathrooms!? because they're all dirty, except for the disabled ones"
!.!.!.and now i'm going to hell!. if you smiled, i'll see you there!.!.!.
lol
after reading some of the other comments i'm a little surprised!. i think more people should follow the mantra of "everything can be funny or nothing can be funny"!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"what do you get if you put a baby in a blender!?!.!.!.!. an erection"
"why are women like public toilets/bathrooms!? because they're all dirty, except for the disabled ones"
!.!.!.and now i'm going to hell!. if you smiled, i'll see you there!.!.!.
lol
after reading some of the other comments i'm a little surprised!. i think more people should follow the mantra of "everything can be funny or nothing can be funny"!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
They're not very funny to me except for the african boy one!.
I just can't help picturing that boy riding the bike while reading it, then comes the punch line, bamm! Didn't expect that at all!.
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I just can't help picturing that boy riding the bike while reading it, then comes the punch line, bamm! Didn't expect that at all!.
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I got one for you as well!.!.!.
Whats black and white and red all over!.!.!.!.!.!.
A nun falling down the steps!.!.
Whats black and white and laughing!.!.!.!.
The priest that pushed her!.!.!.!.!.
Star for you anyone who got upset should take a chill pill!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Whats black and white and red all over!.!.!.!.!.!.
A nun falling down the steps!.!.
Whats black and white and laughing!.!.!.!.
The priest that pushed her!.!.!.!.!.
Star for you anyone who got upset should take a chill pill!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Your jokes are about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and then discovering there's an over due gas bill attached to it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Women are like parking spaces,
If most of them are taken you have to slip it into a disabled one when no-one is lookingWww@Enter-QA@Com
If most of them are taken you have to slip it into a disabled one when no-one is lookingWww@Enter-QA@Com
ok being a black person these jokes don't offend me in any way their just not funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i thought the steve wonder one was funny and the african one
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
if you were really worried about offending people then you wouldn't have posted them and i personally don't see the humor in any of them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
the stevie wonder 1 was funny but the rest werntWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lol love 'em!. Got one for you:
How do you know when your sister's on her period!? Because your Dad's c*ck tastes funny!.
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How do you know when your sister's on her period!? Because your Dad's c*ck tastes funny!.
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I'm not diggin those jokes too much!.!.!.
jokes that insult other people aren't amusing to me!.!.!.
sorry, get some nicer jokes, pleaseWww@Enter-QA@Com
jokes that insult other people aren't amusing to me!.!.!.
sorry, get some nicer jokes, pleaseWww@Enter-QA@Com
come on!!!!
the stevie wonder 1 made me smile, thats about it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
the stevie wonder 1 made me smile, thats about it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
What do you call a person with no idea!?
A Cnut!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A Cnut!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol personally i liked em and it annoys me people have to moan about them but, ya know we just have a seperate sence of humor
lol i luved the last oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol i luved the last oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lou I loved them all thxWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol, star for youWww@Enter-QA@Com
coolWww@Enter-QA@Com
i thought them good!. thanks hun for posting!. Www@Enter-QA@Com