The Vampire Bat (Joke) ?!
Question: The Vampire Bat (Joke) !?
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep!.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelt the blood and began hassling him about where he got it!.
He told them to go way ! And let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in!.
"OK, follow me," he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him!.
Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest of trees!.
Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him!.
"Now, do you see that tree over there!?" he asked!.
"Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy!.
"Good!" said the first bat, "Because I didn't!"
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Pretty soon all the other bats smelt the blood and began hassling him about where he got it!.
He told them to go way ! And let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in!.
"OK, follow me," he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him!.
Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest of trees!.
Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him!.
"Now, do you see that tree over there!?" he asked!.
"Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy!.
"Good!" said the first bat, "Because I didn't!"
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Answers:
lmao this is by far one of the funniest ive seen lol my poor husband still doesnt get it though lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Thats was too funny!.!.!. LOL
I was waiting for something like a pack of werewolves or something!.!.!. HAHAHA
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I was waiting for something like a pack of werewolves or something!.!.!. HAHAHA
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Hence the saying ' blind as a bat ', nice one there :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lmaooo ii qedd iiht!.
he was bleediinq cusz he ran iinto the tree,Www@Enter-QA@Com
he was bleediinq cusz he ran iinto the tree,Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL! that is funny!. thanks, I think I will use that one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha! :)
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i love this joke :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMFAO!i get it LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com