Would you like some of PETER KAY'S UNIVERSAL TRUTHS?!
Question: Would you like some of PETER KAY'S UNIVERSAL TRUTHS!?
> > 1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones!.
> >
> > 2) At the end of every party there is always a girl
> > crying!.
> >
> > 3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a
> > pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised
> > with a complete
> > stranger!.
> >
> > 4) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel
> > really manly!.
> >
> > 5) You're never quite sure whether it's against
> > the law
> > or not to have a fire in your back garden!.
> >
> > 6) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl!.
> >
> > 7) You never know where to look when eating a banana!.
> >
> > 8) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses!.
> >
> > 9) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it
> > would kill you at the first given opportunity!.
> >
> > 10) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee,
> > flushed half way through and then raced against the flush!.
> >
> > 11) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a
> > Frisbee!.
> >
> > 12) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited!.
> >
> > 13) Old ladies can eat more than you think!.
> >
> > 14) You can't respect a man who carries a dog!.
> >
> > 15) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody
> > who has had their arm broken by a swan!.
> >
> > 16) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside
> > a
> > thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with!.
> >
> > 17) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is
> > not putting it in a fruit salad!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
> >
> > 2) At the end of every party there is always a girl
> > crying!.
> >
> > 3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a
> > pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised
> > with a complete
> > stranger!.
> >
> > 4) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel
> > really manly!.
> >
> > 5) You're never quite sure whether it's against
> > the law
> > or not to have a fire in your back garden!.
> >
> > 6) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl!.
> >
> > 7) You never know where to look when eating a banana!.
> >
> > 8) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses!.
> >
> > 9) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it
> > would kill you at the first given opportunity!.
> >
> > 10) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee,
> > flushed half way through and then raced against the flush!.
> >
> > 11) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a
> > Frisbee!.
> >
> > 12) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited!.
> >
> > 13) Old ladies can eat more than you think!.
> >
> > 14) You can't respect a man who carries a dog!.
> >
> > 15) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody
> > who has had their arm broken by a swan!.
> >
> > 16) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside
> > a
> > thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with!.
> >
> > 17) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is
> > not putting it in a fruit salad!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
LMAO!
About as profound as the Marianas trench, and thats DEEP!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
About as profound as the Marianas trench, and thats DEEP!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I dont think Peter Kay is that funny nor original!. Certainly based upon this list you've put up, they re just observational comments- not Truths!!. and 17 has been said by someone else before Peter Kay!.
Besides i know the thing of a fire isnt a universal truth as in some countires its illegal to light any fire in your garden!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Besides i know the thing of a fire isnt a universal truth as in some countires its illegal to light any fire in your garden!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm not a fan, but these observations are quite amusing simply because most people can relate to them!.
That is not comedy, it is simply reflecting the absurdities of life!.
Thank you for sharing!. xWww@Enter-QA@Com
That is not comedy, it is simply reflecting the absurdities of life!.
Thank you for sharing!. xWww@Enter-QA@Com
got anymore these peter kays are keeping me smiling
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lol the horse one isn't true xWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol : )Www@Enter-QA@Com
not bad but ive heard/read better!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com