Do you like chocolate ice cream?!
Question: Do you like chocolate ice cream!?
A lady walks into an Ice Cream Parlor and asks "could I please have a
gallon of chocolate ice cream!?"
The salesman replies, "I'm sorry miss, we just sold our last gallon of
chocolate ice cream a few minutes ago!. Could I interest you in another
flavor!?"
So the lady replies, "Ok then, I'll just have a quart of chocolate ice
cream"
The salesman replies, "I'm sorry!. We don't have any chocolate ice cream!."
The lady then asks "all right, then could I have a just a pint of chocolate
ice cream!?" Again the salesman responds angrier this time "i'm sorry, we
don't have any chocolate ice cream"
So the lady says "Fine, I'll just have a cone of chocolate ice cream!."
"Listen lady!" he yells!. "How do you spell VAN in VANilla!?"
"V-A-N" she spells!.
"How do you spell STRAW in STRAWberry!?"
"S-T-R-A-W" she again spells!.
"And how do you spell F#CK in chocolate!?"
She thinks for a minute and says "There is no F#CK in chocolate"
"EXACTLY!"
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gallon of chocolate ice cream!?"
The salesman replies, "I'm sorry miss, we just sold our last gallon of
chocolate ice cream a few minutes ago!. Could I interest you in another
flavor!?"
So the lady replies, "Ok then, I'll just have a quart of chocolate ice
cream"
The salesman replies, "I'm sorry!. We don't have any chocolate ice cream!."
The lady then asks "all right, then could I have a just a pint of chocolate
ice cream!?" Again the salesman responds angrier this time "i'm sorry, we
don't have any chocolate ice cream"
So the lady says "Fine, I'll just have a cone of chocolate ice cream!."
"Listen lady!" he yells!. "How do you spell VAN in VANilla!?"
"V-A-N" she spells!.
"How do you spell STRAW in STRAWberry!?"
"S-T-R-A-W" she again spells!.
"And how do you spell F#CK in chocolate!?"
She thinks for a minute and says "There is no F#CK in chocolate"
"EXACTLY!"
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Answers:
lol that reminds me of another joke
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Very funny!. Liked it a lot!. I would have said she was blonde but then she spelt straw (4 letters) correctly!. A Chocky star on it′s way!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
EVIL!. HE HE!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oldie, but good!. Cheers!Www@Enter-QA@Com
now i'll jus go and buy some chocolate ice cream b4 someone else does!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha!! nice one!!! i think the salesman finally got his message across!!! good thinking on his part!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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i don't but after the joke i am having second thoughts!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha ha~~!!!
i don't think she got then make it two~~!!!!
that was hilarious LMAO~~!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i don't think she got then make it two~~!!!!
that was hilarious LMAO~~!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com