Here's a real funny joke!?!
Question: Here's a real funny joke!!?
One day there was a little girl and it was her birthday, but her parents had to go out for the night so they hired a babysiter and told him to let the girl do whatever she wanted to do because it was her birthday!.
So when the parents left, the little girl was playing and the babysiter got tired so he said "I'm going to take a shower and the little girl said "Oh, can I take a shower with you!?" and the babysiter said " Uh, O!.K!. Just don't look down!."
When they were taking a shower the little girl dropped the shampoo and when she picked it up she saw his dick and said "What's that!?"
The guy said "Um, it's a ruber ducky" and the girl says "O!.K!."
Then the babysiter said "I'm tired I'm going to go to sleep!." and the girl says "Can I go to sleep with you!?" and the guy says "Um, O!.K!. Just don't look under the covers!."
So when they're in the bed there's a thunderstorm and the girl gets scared and hides under the covers!. Then she looks at the guys dick and says "Can I play with your rubber ducky because I'm scared" and the guy says " Uh, O!.K!." and he falls asleep!.
The next morning he looks at the bed and he sees the there is blood all over the place and he asks the little girl "What Happened" and the little girl says"The rubber ducky spit at me so I chopped it's head off!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
So when the parents left, the little girl was playing and the babysiter got tired so he said "I'm going to take a shower and the little girl said "Oh, can I take a shower with you!?" and the babysiter said " Uh, O!.K!. Just don't look down!."
When they were taking a shower the little girl dropped the shampoo and when she picked it up she saw his dick and said "What's that!?"
The guy said "Um, it's a ruber ducky" and the girl says "O!.K!."
Then the babysiter said "I'm tired I'm going to go to sleep!." and the girl says "Can I go to sleep with you!?" and the guy says "Um, O!.K!. Just don't look under the covers!."
So when they're in the bed there's a thunderstorm and the girl gets scared and hides under the covers!. Then she looks at the guys dick and says "Can I play with your rubber ducky because I'm scared" and the guy says " Uh, O!.K!." and he falls asleep!.
The next morning he looks at the bed and he sees the there is blood all over the place and he asks the little girl "What Happened" and the little girl says"The rubber ducky spit at me so I chopped it's head off!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
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That's a funny joke, i really liked it!
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eeewwwWww@Enter-QA@Com
sucks for the babysitter!. and that's a little disturbing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
wow!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that's sick
i feel wrong for laughingWww@Enter-QA@Com
i feel wrong for laughingWww@Enter-QA@Com
oh god!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol this so funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
wrong, but funni omg!.!.did u think of dis!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats not funny!.!.!. its gross >!.<"Www@Enter-QA@Com
heard that one be4 but a little differentWww@Enter-QA@Com
how funny! poor dude though!. he deserves tht though, lol!. jkWww@Enter-QA@Com
dude i cant believe i laughed that hard Www@Enter-QA@Com
i'm hating myself a little bit for laughing at this!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was stupidWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO That was freakin' hilarious
Here's one:
A kid walks into a city bus and sits on the front row!. He says to the bus driver:
If my dad was a bull and my mom was a cow, I would be a little bull!.
The bus driver starts getting mad, while the kid goes on:
If my dad was an elephant and my mom was a girl elephant, I would be a little elephant!.
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets really mad and yells a the kid:
WHAT IF YOUR DAD WAS A DRUNK AND YOUR MOM WAS A PROSTITUTE!!?!!?
The kid smiles and says:
Well!.!.!. I'd be a bus driver!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Here's one:
A kid walks into a city bus and sits on the front row!. He says to the bus driver:
If my dad was a bull and my mom was a cow, I would be a little bull!.
The bus driver starts getting mad, while the kid goes on:
If my dad was an elephant and my mom was a girl elephant, I would be a little elephant!.
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets really mad and yells a the kid:
WHAT IF YOUR DAD WAS A DRUNK AND YOUR MOM WAS A PROSTITUTE!!?!!?
The kid smiles and says:
Well!.!.!. I'd be a bus driver!.Www@Enter-QA@Com