Cool joke, must read it!?!
Question: Cool joke, must read it!!?
Now I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I really need it badly!.
I haven't had it for a while and I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming out nice and soft!.
If you would do this for me no one would ever know!.
I am sure you can satisfy my needs and I'd be very grateful if you would!.
I am very desperate and I need your help!.
You must think by now that I have a lot of nerve but I can feel my tongue wrapping around it and sucking out all the juices until it's very dry!.
I am not going to beat around the bush any longer so!.
Do you have a piece of gum!? Www@Enter-QA@Com
I haven't had it for a while and I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming out nice and soft!.
If you would do this for me no one would ever know!.
I am sure you can satisfy my needs and I'd be very grateful if you would!.
I am very desperate and I need your help!.
You must think by now that I have a lot of nerve but I can feel my tongue wrapping around it and sucking out all the juices until it's very dry!.
I am not going to beat around the bush any longer so!.
Do you have a piece of gum!? Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
hahahahahahaha, that was real funny, you almost got me!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL that was hilarious!!
Here's another one:
A kid walks into a city bus and sits on the front row!. He says to the bus driver:
If my dad was a bull and my mom was a cow, I would be a little bull!.
The bus driver starts getting mad, while the kid goes on:
If my dad was an elephant and my mom was a girl elephant, I would be a little elephant!.
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets really mad and yells a the kid:
WHAT IF YOUR DAD WAS A DRUNK AND YOUR MOM WAS A PROSTITUTE!!?!!?
The kid smiles and says:
Well!.!.!. I'd be a bus driver!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Here's another one:
A kid walks into a city bus and sits on the front row!. He says to the bus driver:
If my dad was a bull and my mom was a cow, I would be a little bull!.
The bus driver starts getting mad, while the kid goes on:
If my dad was an elephant and my mom was a girl elephant, I would be a little elephant!.
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets really mad and yells a the kid:
WHAT IF YOUR DAD WAS A DRUNK AND YOUR MOM WAS A PROSTITUTE!!?!!?
The kid smiles and says:
Well!.!.!. I'd be a bus driver!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL aww man now i feel like a pervWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol but it is a little nastyWww@Enter-QA@Com
i bet no one new that was coming!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol dirty minds some ppl got i knew u were going to do something like thatWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha that is hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
omg that was hilarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha lol star*Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol funny!. at first i was like wth, pervert!.Www@Enter-QA@Com