Do you want to laugh at my joke?!
Question: Do you want to laugh at my joke!?
I got this in an e-mail the other day and want to know what you think!. This made me laugh so hard that I cried:
If you receive an e-mail entitled 'Bedtimes,' delete it IMMEDIATELY!. Do not open it!. Apparently this one is pretty nasty!. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer!. It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards!. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play!. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 900 numbers!.
This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank!.
IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING!.
It will drink ALL your beer!.
FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING!? !?
It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company!.
It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine If the 'Bedtimes' message is opened in a Windows XP environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub of water!. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk!.
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WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN!.
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And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you!.
Send this warning to everyone!!!
Www@Enter-QA@Com
If you receive an e-mail entitled 'Bedtimes,' delete it IMMEDIATELY!. Do not open it!. Apparently this one is pretty nasty!. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer!. It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards!. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play!. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 900 numbers!.
This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank!.
IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING!.
It will drink ALL your beer!.
FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING!? !?
It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company!.
It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine If the 'Bedtimes' message is opened in a Windows XP environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub of water!. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk!.
***
WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN!.
***
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you!.
Send this warning to everyone!!!
Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
It sounds more like a husband than a virus!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Haha fart so hard you'll ignite the person nearest you!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I guess you needed a good laugh!. This post is totally meaningless!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
thanks for the two points!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
huhWww@Enter-QA@Com
That is effing funny!. ha ha, I love itWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao!?
i didnt really get some of it but it was sort of funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
i didnt really get some of it but it was sort of funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com