Smartest Man in the World?!
Question: Smartest Man in the World!?
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane!. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble!.
In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down!. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out!.
Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining!.
The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and jumped out!.
The lawyer then said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world!. I deserve to live!."
He also grabbed a parachute and jumped!.
The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a long and full life!. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you!. Take the last parachute and live in peace!."
The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, "Not to worry, Father!. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off with my back pack!."
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In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down!. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out!.
Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining!.
The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and jumped out!.
The lawyer then said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world!. I deserve to live!."
He also grabbed a parachute and jumped!.
The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a long and full life!. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you!. Take the last parachute and live in peace!."
The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, "Not to worry, Father!. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off with my back pack!."
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haha thats a good one!. made me laugh!. star for you*Www@Enter-QA@Com
ive read this one like 2-3 weeks ago in these forums
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though pretty funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha! Very funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Thank you for the joke! That little boy is the smartest I think!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Is this a riddle or a joke cause it seems pretty funny :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ahahaha nice, pretty good joke there! =D
Made me laugh!
Thanks!
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Made me laugh!
Thanks!
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haha thats funny!. star for youzWww@Enter-QA@Com
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lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha funny!!! star for uWww@Enter-QA@Com
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