Who needs the jelly?!
Question: Who needs the jelly!?
A man longs to wed a maiden with her virtue intact!. He searches for one but resigns himself to the fact that every female over the age of 10 in his town has been at it!.
Finally he decides to take matters in hand and adopts a baby girl from the orphanage!. He raises her until she is walking and talking and then sends her away to a monastery for safekeeping until marrying age!.
After many years she finally reaches maturity and he retrieves her from the monastery and marries her!.
After the wedding they make their way back to his house and into the bedroom where they both prepare themselves for the consummation!.
They lie down together in his bed and he reaches over for a jar of petroleum jelly!.
"Why the jelly!?" she asks him!.
"So I don't hurt your most delicate parts during the act of lovemaking," he replies!.
"Well, why don't you just spit on your c0ck like the monks did!?" Www@Enter-QA@Com
Finally he decides to take matters in hand and adopts a baby girl from the orphanage!. He raises her until she is walking and talking and then sends her away to a monastery for safekeeping until marrying age!.
After many years she finally reaches maturity and he retrieves her from the monastery and marries her!.
After the wedding they make their way back to his house and into the bedroom where they both prepare themselves for the consummation!.
They lie down together in his bed and he reaches over for a jar of petroleum jelly!.
"Why the jelly!?" she asks him!.
"So I don't hurt your most delicate parts during the act of lovemaking," he replies!.
"Well, why don't you just spit on your c0ck like the monks did!?" Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Glad you stopped up past you bed time because that was showstopper of all showstoppers!. Absolutely hilarious!. I can now go to bed a happy man!. Hope Miss Cherries gone to bed!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!.
Answer mine please!.
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Answer mine please!.
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wait, wait, wait just a minute!.!.!.
they guy married his DAUGHTER!?!?
and he adopted a daughter JUST so he could marry her!?!?
and wouldn't he be like 20 year older than her!?!?!?!?
im confused!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
they guy married his DAUGHTER!?!?
and he adopted a daughter JUST so he could marry her!?!?
and wouldn't he be like 20 year older than her!?!?!?!?
im confused!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
loved it ss
you really crack me up
and never sease to make me laugh
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you really crack me up
and never sease to make me laugh
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lol!!!!!!!
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5/5Www@Enter-QA@Com
rofl wasnt expectin thatWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMAOWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!.!.!. ouch!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
so now you kbnow that the nuns are like that as well Www@Enter-QA@Com
whats with all these long-*** jokes people keep posting!. jokes should be simple like 'what do you do if u come across an elephant in the jungle!?wipe it off and say sorry!'Www@Enter-QA@Com