Why does my butt smell so bad?!


Question: Why does my butt smell so bad!?
it's for 10 points funniest answer wins,!.!.!.!. I'm in a laffy taffy mood!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
You drank too much and your bladder got mad! the bladder started mouthing and it offended your colon! They begin to fight and the bladder beat the **** out of the colon! The bladder hit your colon so hard it threw up all out into your rectum! So what your smelling is actually colon vomit from a drunken bladder brawl inside your body!


Or rosie O'Donnell sit on you and you crapped yourself!
actually she just has to look at me and i crap myself!Www@Enter-QA@Com

How was the anal sex last night!? or maybe it was just that you ate your uncle bills supposed "meatloaf" with some sushi through your butt and when you where sort of pooping out your mouth but actually more throwing up browny green stuff that you couldn't find anything to put it in and you threw up in your but hole!. Pee you i can smell it through the screen!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

maybe it smells because when you rocket out a happy prairie dog explosion inside your private domicile, you fail to use proper ply toilet paper, end up wiping with your own hand continuously, and call it done after you realize your rectum has been bleeding cause you thought "just one more wipe" about a dozen times!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Butts are like excuses--everybody has one, and everybody's stinks!. (Watermelon's my favorite flavor, in case you cared--lol) :-DWww@Enter-QA@Com

LawL
moataz b's answer made me laugh
simple but clever
Lmao
Edit: What's a Laffy Taffy mood!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Maybe you should ask your dogs cause they are the butt expertsWww@Enter-QA@Com

explosive diarrhea!?
lol Www@Enter-QA@Com

You ran out of depends and had to spend a day sitting in your own filth!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

because your tongue is stinkyWww@Enter-QA@Com

Because it doesn't have a nose!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

no **** sherlockWww@Enter-QA@Com

coz its full of sh!tWww@Enter-QA@Com

i think you should talk that over with the big guys!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

because it does not have a nose!.!.!. unless that is what that hole is forWww@Enter-QA@Com



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