Joke> Have you heard about this new store that just opened?!


Question: Joke> Have you heard about this new store that just opened!?
A new supermarket opened in Prudenville It has an automatic
water mister to keep the produce fresh!. Just before it
goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the
smell of fresh rain!.
When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you
experience the scent of fresh mown hay!.
In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal
grilled steaks with onions!.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and
cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of
bacon and eggs frying!.
The bread department features the tantalizing smell of
fresh baked bread and cookies!.
I don't buy toilet paper there anymore!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Ha, ha, ha!

This one lifts up my spirit!

Here's a star for you, kitty!.

Haven't you passed by the toilet paper section even if you didn't intend to buy anything there !?

I'm sure the store has no toilet paper / sanitary napkin sections!.



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Ha ha! What does toilet paper smell like!? I have to stay away from the hay because I have allergies but you would see me lingering around the steaks!
Good one!. I wonder whatever happened to the so called smellovision that was talked about many years ago!?
I guess there would be no need for toilet paper because many wouldn't want to eat meats after the cows mooed or the chickens clucked!. I would guess the joke was what sounds or smells would come out of the toilet paper area huh!? I don't want to find out! LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com

HEHEHE! :DWww@Enter-QA@Com

i see~~!!! opps i wouldn't buy either~~!!!not always technology is pleasant i stinks on its own way~~!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

HAHHAHAH made my day thanks for the laugh Www@Enter-QA@Com

thats funny Www@Enter-QA@Com

lmao!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lmfao I was wondering where this was going in the beginningWww@Enter-QA@Com

i wouldn't buy paper there either!. you make my day and eveningWww@Enter-QA@Com



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