I bet this gets a smile??!
Question: I bet this gets a smile!?!?
An Australian ventriloquist visiting new Zealand
Walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda
Patting his dog
He figures I might have a bit of fun here, so he says to the kiwi
G’day mind if I talk to your dog
Kiwi ;the dog cant talk you stupid aussie
Ventriloquist; hi dog hows it goin mate
Dog; yeah doin alight
Kiwi; (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist; is this kiwi your owner
Dog; yep
Ventriloquist; how does he treat you !?
Dog; yeah real good, he walks me twice a day,feeds me good food,and plays ball with me
Kiwi; (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist; mind if I talk to your horse!?
Kiwi; ‘uh ,the horse doesn’t talk either …!. I think
Ventriloquist; hey horse hows it going
Horse; yeah cool
Kiwi; (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist; is this kiwi your owner
Horse; yep
Ventriloquist; how does he treat you!?
Horse; pretty good, rides me regularly, brushes me and keeps me out of the weather of a night
Kiwi;(total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist; mind if I talk to your sheep
Kiwi;(in a total panic) THE SHEEP ARE F#CKING LIARS……!.
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Walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda
Patting his dog
He figures I might have a bit of fun here, so he says to the kiwi
G’day mind if I talk to your dog
Kiwi ;the dog cant talk you stupid aussie
Ventriloquist; hi dog hows it goin mate
Dog; yeah doin alight
Kiwi; (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist; is this kiwi your owner
Dog; yep
Ventriloquist; how does he treat you !?
Dog; yeah real good, he walks me twice a day,feeds me good food,and plays ball with me
Kiwi; (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist; mind if I talk to your horse!?
Kiwi; ‘uh ,the horse doesn’t talk either …!. I think
Ventriloquist; hey horse hows it going
Horse; yeah cool
Kiwi; (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist; is this kiwi your owner
Horse; yep
Ventriloquist; how does he treat you!?
Horse; pretty good, rides me regularly, brushes me and keeps me out of the weather of a night
Kiwi;(total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist; mind if I talk to your sheep
Kiwi;(in a total panic) THE SHEEP ARE F#CKING LIARS……!.
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Answers:
Ha ha ha ha, this gets more than a smile, MC, it brings out a full belly laugh, you've got me creased up, and it hurts so much,,,!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahahah! I'm an Aussie, so I completely get this joke!
I think I might be re-telling this a lot over the next couple of days!.
Thanks so much for the laugh :)
ps!. I'm guessing all the people who don't get this joke aren't from Aus or NZWww@Enter-QA@Com
I think I might be re-telling this a lot over the next couple of days!.
Thanks so much for the laugh :)
ps!. I'm guessing all the people who don't get this joke aren't from Aus or NZWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha
I'm guessing that kiwi had on rubber boots!?
?RfD?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm guessing that kiwi had on rubber boots!?
?RfD?Www@Enter-QA@Com
You got more than a smile out of me, you got a chuckle!. That was a very entertaining joke, thanks for the smile!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAHA funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol! liked it! but im 2 tired to laugh!Www@Enter-QA@Com
As sweet as Cherry!.!.!.
Keep it upWww@Enter-QA@Com
Keep it upWww@Enter-QA@Com
more than a smile, it got a chuckle!. the sheep are fuc*ing liars! classic starWww@Enter-QA@Com
I get it!.!.!.!.!. ^_^Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wahhhh!?!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao, another gem!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Giggles I got it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha h aha~~~!!!!!!!
i see~~!!!!! soooo whats up with sheep i think already understood~~!!~~!!!!! lolzzzz
u said u bet on making me smile hell yeah making two coz u sure did~~!!!! and thanks for that~~!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i see~~!!!!! soooo whats up with sheep i think already understood~~!!~~!!!!! lolzzzz
u said u bet on making me smile hell yeah making two coz u sure did~~!!!! and thanks for that~~!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
umm i dont get it -_-Www@Enter-QA@Com
just a look of confusion!.!.!.
OH I GOT IT!! well i still didnt smileWww@Enter-QA@Com
OH I GOT IT!! well i still didnt smileWww@Enter-QA@Com
oooh gross!!!!!!!!!!!!! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!. wat did he do his poor sheep!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
um, no!.!.!.!. I don't get it!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com