Is this funny or could it be true you blokes will know More Moaning?!
Question: Is this funny or could it be true you blokes will know More Moaning!?
Chris comes home to find his wife, carole, crying!. "I found out from Mrs!. Goldberg that you've been having an affair with that cheap secretary in your office!. Why would you do that to me!? Haven't I always been the good wife!? I've cooked for you, raised your children, and I've always been by your side for thirty-five years!. What haven't I done to make you happy!?"
Embarrassed, Chris confesses, "It's true, Carole, you've been the best wife a man could hope for!. You make me happy in all ways but one!. You don't moan when we have s*x!"
Carole questions: "If I moaned when we had s*x, you'd stop running around!?! All right, come to the bedroom so I can show you that I, too, can moan during s*x!"
So they retire to the bedroom, get undressed, and climb beneath the sheets!. As they begin to kiss, Carole asks, "Now, Chris, should I moan now!?" "No not yet!."
Chris begins fondling Carole!. "What about now, Chris!? Should I moan now!?" "No, I'll tell you when!"
He climbs on top of Carole and begins to have intercourse!. "Is it time for me to moan, Chris!?" "Wait, I'll tell you when!."
Moments later, in the heat of passion, seconds before reaching clim*x, Chris yells "Now, Carole, moan! MOAN!"
"OY! You wouldn't BELIEVE what a day I had!" Www@Enter-QA@Com
Embarrassed, Chris confesses, "It's true, Carole, you've been the best wife a man could hope for!. You make me happy in all ways but one!. You don't moan when we have s*x!"
Carole questions: "If I moaned when we had s*x, you'd stop running around!?! All right, come to the bedroom so I can show you that I, too, can moan during s*x!"
So they retire to the bedroom, get undressed, and climb beneath the sheets!. As they begin to kiss, Carole asks, "Now, Chris, should I moan now!?" "No not yet!."
Chris begins fondling Carole!. "What about now, Chris!? Should I moan now!?" "No, I'll tell you when!"
He climbs on top of Carole and begins to have intercourse!. "Is it time for me to moan, Chris!?" "Wait, I'll tell you when!."
Moments later, in the heat of passion, seconds before reaching clim*x, Chris yells "Now, Carole, moan! MOAN!"
"OY! You wouldn't BELIEVE what a day I had!" Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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I nearly hurt myself laughing!.
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I nearly hurt myself laughing!.
Thanks for starting my day off with a smile!.
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except that what a day I had too~~!!!!i wouldn't accuse him after all~~!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
except that what a day I had too~~!!!!i wouldn't accuse him after all~~!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com