Are these 3 to old now and need putting to rest or still funny ?!
Question: Are these 3 to old now and need putting to rest or still funny !?
Ugly person illness
A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist!. The homely person walked into the doctor's office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and lonely!. I don't have any friends, no one will come near me, and everybody laughs at me!. Can you help me accept my ugliness!?" "I'm sure I can!." the psychiatrist replied!. "Just go over and lie face down on that couch!."
Emotional extremes
The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes!. "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the student from Arkansas, "What is the opposite of joy!?""Sadness," said the student!.And the opposite of depression!?" he asked of the young lady from Oklahoma!."Elation," said she!."And you sir," he said to the young man from Texas, "how about the opposite of woe!?"The Texan replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up!."
Medical terminology
Artery -- Study of paintingsBacteria -- Back door of cafeteriaBarium -- What doctors do when treatment failsBowel -- Letter like A!.E!.I!.O!.UCaesarean section -- District in RomeCat scan -- Searching for kittyCauterize -- Made eye contact with herColic -- Sheep dogComa -- A punctuation markCongenital -- FriendlyD&C -- Where Washington isDiarrhea -- Journal of daily eventsDilate -- To live longEnema -- Not a friendFester -- QuickerFibula -- A small lieG!.I!. Series -- Soldiers' ball gameGrippe -- SuitcaseHangnail -- CoathookImpotent -- Distinguished, well knownIntense pain -- Torture in a teepeeLabor pain -- Got hurt at workMedical staff -- Doctor's caneMorbid -- Higher offerNitrate -- Cheaper than day rateNode -- Was aware ofOutpatient -- Person who had faintedPelvis -- Cousin of ElvisPost operative -- Letter carrierProtein -- Favoring young peopleRectum -- It almost killed himRecovery room -- Place to do upholsteryRheumatic -- AmorousScar -- Rolled tobacco leafSecretion -- Hiding anythingSeizure -- Roman emperorSerology -- Study of knighthoodTablet -- Small tableTerminal illness -- Sickness at airportTibia -- Country in North AfricaTumor -- An extra pairUrine -- Opposite of you're outVaricose -- Located nearbyVein -- Conceited Www@Enter-QA@Com
A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist!. The homely person walked into the doctor's office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and lonely!. I don't have any friends, no one will come near me, and everybody laughs at me!. Can you help me accept my ugliness!?" "I'm sure I can!." the psychiatrist replied!. "Just go over and lie face down on that couch!."
Emotional extremes
The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes!. "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the student from Arkansas, "What is the opposite of joy!?""Sadness," said the student!.And the opposite of depression!?" he asked of the young lady from Oklahoma!."Elation," said she!."And you sir," he said to the young man from Texas, "how about the opposite of woe!?"The Texan replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up!."
Medical terminology
Artery -- Study of paintingsBacteria -- Back door of cafeteriaBarium -- What doctors do when treatment failsBowel -- Letter like A!.E!.I!.O!.UCaesarean section -- District in RomeCat scan -- Searching for kittyCauterize -- Made eye contact with herColic -- Sheep dogComa -- A punctuation markCongenital -- FriendlyD&C -- Where Washington isDiarrhea -- Journal of daily eventsDilate -- To live longEnema -- Not a friendFester -- QuickerFibula -- A small lieG!.I!. Series -- Soldiers' ball gameGrippe -- SuitcaseHangnail -- CoathookImpotent -- Distinguished, well knownIntense pain -- Torture in a teepeeLabor pain -- Got hurt at workMedical staff -- Doctor's caneMorbid -- Higher offerNitrate -- Cheaper than day rateNode -- Was aware ofOutpatient -- Person who had faintedPelvis -- Cousin of ElvisPost operative -- Letter carrierProtein -- Favoring young peopleRectum -- It almost killed himRecovery room -- Place to do upholsteryRheumatic -- AmorousScar -- Rolled tobacco leafSecretion -- Hiding anythingSeizure -- Roman emperorSerology -- Study of knighthoodTablet -- Small tableTerminal illness -- Sickness at airportTibia -- Country in North AfricaTumor -- An extra pairUrine -- Opposite of you're outVaricose -- Located nearbyVein -- Conceited Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I've never heard them before!.
They are funny!.
Of course, being from Texas, I'll have to choose
the second one as the best!Www@Enter-QA@Com
They are funny!.
Of course, being from Texas, I'll have to choose
the second one as the best!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ROFFL
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!.
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LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!.
ROFFLMFAOWww@Enter-QA@Com
Have heard the second too many times!.
The first wasn't very good!.
I liked the last one though!.
I haven't heard the first or the last before!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The first wasn't very good!.
I liked the last one though!.
I haven't heard the first or the last before!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
3 bullets should do the trick!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think they are quite funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i'm laughingWww@Enter-QA@Com
ROFL they are new to me!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
OK better make that 6 bullets just incase the first 3 dont work:
Just tricking you, they were ok and allmost as old as me!.
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Just tricking you, they were ok and allmost as old as me!.
*** :<) *** :>) ***Www@Enter-QA@Com
put to restWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha good stuff
I liked the 2nd one the bestWww@Enter-QA@Com
I liked the 2nd one the bestWww@Enter-QA@Com
The first two were okay, but the third !
I liked the second one best!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I liked the second one best!.Www@Enter-QA@Com