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Question: This is a cute kind of joke!.!.!.!.!?
Never argue with a Woman!
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap!.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out!. She motors out a short distance, anchors and reads her book!.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat!. He pulls up alongside the woman and says , 'Good morning , Ma'am!. What are you doing!?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious!?')
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her!.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading!.'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment!. For all I know you could start at any moment!. I'll have to take you in and write you up!.'
'For reading a book,' she replies!.
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again!.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading!.'
'Yes but you have all the equipment!. For all I know you could start at any moment!. I'll have to take you in and write you up!.'
'If you do that , I'll have to charge you with s exual assault,' says the woman!.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden!.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment!. For all I know you could start at any moment!.'
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left!.
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MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads!. It's likely she can also think!.
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap!.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out!. She motors out a short distance, anchors and reads her book!.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat!. He pulls up alongside the woman and says , 'Good morning , Ma'am!. What are you doing!?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious!?')
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her!.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading!.'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment!. For all I know you could start at any moment!. I'll have to take you in and write you up!.'
'For reading a book,' she replies!.
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again!.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading!.'
'Yes but you have all the equipment!. For all I know you could start at any moment!. I'll have to take you in and write you up!.'
'If you do that , I'll have to charge you with s exual assault,' says the woman!.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden!.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment!. For all I know you could start at any moment!.'
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left!.
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MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads!. It's likely she can also think!.
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