ANY EMBARRASSING STORIES?!


Question: ANY EMBARRASSING STORIES!?
Just for fun! To get a laugh! Any bathroom, school or just funny embarrassing stories!?


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Oh, I just gotta tell you this!.

When I was at elementary (year 5/5th grade), my class was the host for the 5-6 assembly!. I was one of the markers (you have to watch a class and everytime a person from the class talked, you give them 1 point and the class with the least points win sitting on the seats next week because we sit on the ground!.) and my name was called to get an award!.

I felt like letting some gas out (LOL) and when I got out of my seat, I walked near one person and I farted on top of his head! The worse part is, he started to go like, "Eww! That smells! Gross!" and then everyone started to smell and they covered their noses and went EWW! I got my award, blushing and humiliated, and then I went back to my seat!. I was soooo embarrassed that I actually cried at lunch time!

Now I look back to that moment and laugh! I have learnt my lesson: make sure that you ALWAYS release the gas out before going somewhere where lots of people are going to be (and do it in a private spot!) !

Another story (sorry but I really wanna tell you)!.!.!.

Well, I was in year 1/1st grade and I was at my new house having a shower!. The door was a little bit open and my cousin saw the door open!. She opened it and went inside the bathroom and I was dancing and singing!

My cousin kept on watching me doing my thing (LOL) and I didn't even notice! Then, I went out of the shower and I just saw my cousin look at me!. I started my knees together and I was blushing! I quickly grabbed the towel and ran out of the bathroom!

I look back to that moment too and laugh! I learnt another lesson: DO NOT leave the door open!

Another story (sorry!.!.!.lol)!.!.!.

I was in kindergarten and I always used to pee in front of my class (I was little then, I didn't know nothing!.) !

Once, me and my class were walking to the classroom when suddenly I needed to go to the waterworks but instead I peed my clothes and worse, I was wearing a dress so the pee went everywhere!. The worst part is, I was squishing my thighs together so no more pee went out but instead it made it worse! Pee was slattering to the sky! It made a pee mark on the school concrete! My dress and undies were wet!

Another time was when me and my class were on their way to computers!. I started to pee suddenly and it made ANOTHER pee mark on the school concrete!. The teacher then saw me and he said, "Can someone please take (my name) to the office!?"!. I was soooo embarrassed! I went to the office and guess what!? The office lady had to change my undies!

I also look from this moment and laugh! ANOTHER lesson I learnt was: ALWAYS go to the toilet!

Always,
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I had ot go to the bathroom after school and I was outside waiting for my mom I was jumping so much my friend was like!.!.!."What the heck are you doing!?" So I said "I-I-I have to use da bafroom *I lost my 2 front teeth then* So she's like "GO TO THE BATHROOM STOOPED!" I was so emberassed! because my crush was there T_T

My mom as taking me to the skating rink to go to my other crush's b-day and when we got in there there is a line of people to rent skates!.!.!.i wasn't wearing socks and my feet were sweaty!.!.when the guy looked for the size it was in my shoe and when he breathed in it I swear he stepped back and fell down xD

I lost my tooth in school and when it fell out there was blood gughing out of my mouth!.!.I yelled " OMG IT'S THE END OF DA WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!I"M GONNA DIEEEEEE~" Everyone stared at me and I looked so goofy everyone started to laugh!.!.

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ummmm!. i was at this recreation center place with my bud and we were in the change room and i crapped myself and then i kicked my leg ot and the poo flew out of the ottom of my pants and flewsomewhere!. lol!. i didnt think my bud knew it happened so i acted causal and the na week after or so at school my friend told the story that i crapped myself and everyone laughed at me but i kept denying that it was true and then i made up stories about my friends to cover up!. i also have called my teacher mom before lol!. and the reason i crapped myself was cuz my friend told me the funniest joke ever!. t was so funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

Well lets see this happened awhile ago--I was in gym class (way back in the day) and the ropes that are hanging from the ceiling that you have to swing across and land on the mats!. Well the gym teacher told the guys-- be careful you want to make sure that you don't fall to the end of the rope their is a big knot!. Well I did it and guess what I fell on the end of the rope it made the most horrific sound and I swear to god I have never felt pain like that before!. I am sure that I have some moreWww@Enter-QA@Com

when i worked at this strip club the manager always told me he didn't have a penis!. he was also the dj of the club and he would walk around with his mic and one day he said he wanted to have sex with my friend and right when the music was switching songs i yelled "but you don't have a penis" and every one looked at me and laughed!.

another time my friend Roxanne said her sister was a closet stoner and i was like " your sister doesn't have a closet in her room"Www@Enter-QA@Com

i have wayyyyyy to many!!
lol!.
i peed my pants in the 2nd grade at lunch--i was waiting in the lunch line to buy my food, i reaally REALLY had to go but i was the next person in line so i gave the lady the money and right when she handed it back i peed in front of everyone (well only a few people, but it felt like the whole school) i was so sad :(

this summer i took a summer class at my college and the teacher was talking about how usually men are the outgoing ones who initiate things and women are the ones who are shy and dont initiate things as much as men do!.!. I started full out laughing! and the class just looked at me and my teacher asked wat was so funny!. i was laughing because i am inocent but when i met my bf--well ne whole other story--so i was thinking back to that and my teacher was like wow! i dont need to know! haha it was bad!! you had to be there but wow, everyone at that moment was like this girl!.!.!.hahaha

another blonde moment was when i was trying to take the cap off of the monster energy drink can and i kept trying to get it off then about ten minutes later realized it was all ready off!.!.gosh!.!.i have to many of those moments!.!.

anyway those are just a few!.

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oh another,,haha i spent the night at my boyfriends house and yelled to him "IM So Horny!!!" and i freaked the hell out cause i thought his mom was home---she wasnt, thank god, but if she was! oh wow that would be sooo badd!!! lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com

hmmm!.!.!. in middle school, my friend and I were in the boys locker room getting something (idk the teacher sent us in there for balls or something)!.!.!. well, the teacher never came back for us, and when class was over all the boys came running in and changing!.!.!. we hid under the teacher's desk!.!.!. lol

when I was in 5th grade maybe 4th grade, I got my first bra! lol and I went to a restaurant for dinner with my family and my cousin(who is my bff) was there and I wanted to tell her!.!.!. but I didn't just tell her, I lifted up my shirt and showed her!.!.!. lol !.!.!. I guess I was excited to have boobs! lol

I probably have more!.!.!. but i can't think right now!.!.!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahah um, i actually heard this but i guess some guy i think got diarrhea will haveing sex, hahah how sad, no!?

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One time, I was getting out of the shower and was going to get my towel, but said "ah, what the heck" and I opened the door and ran down my lawn naked got in my car and drove up to Pizza Hut and ordered a table! Then I went back and finished my shower!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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