Do you like old jokes..A man walks into a bar with a paper bag.?!
Question: Do you like old jokes!.!.A man walks into a bar with a paper bag!.!?
He sits down and places the bag on the counter!. The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag!.
The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one foot high and sets him on the counter!. He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well!. He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the piano!.
The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart! 'Where on earth did you get that!?' says the bartender!.
The man responds by reaching into the paper bag!. This time he pulls out a magic lamp!. He hands it to the bartender and says: 'Here!. Rub it!.'
So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him!. 'I will grant you one wish!. Just ! one wish~~ each person is only allowed one!'
The bartender gets real excited!. Without hesitating he says, 'I want a million bucks!' A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar!. It is soon followed by another duck, then another!. pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they keep coming!
The bartender turns to the man and says, 'Y'know, I think your genie's a little deaf!. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!.'
'Tell me about it!!' says the man, 'do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist!? Www@Enter-QA@Com
The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one foot high and sets him on the counter!. He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well!. He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the piano!.
The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart! 'Where on earth did you get that!?' says the bartender!.
The man responds by reaching into the paper bag!. This time he pulls out a magic lamp!. He hands it to the bartender and says: 'Here!. Rub it!.'
So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him!. 'I will grant you one wish!. Just ! one wish~~ each person is only allowed one!'
The bartender gets real excited!. Without hesitating he says, 'I want a million bucks!' A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar!. It is soon followed by another duck, then another!. pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they keep coming!
The bartender turns to the man and says, 'Y'know, I think your genie's a little deaf!. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!.'
'Tell me about it!!' says the man, 'do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist!? Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
That was brilliant! Keep up the good work! I think I would buy that genie a hearing aid!. And then ask everyone who made a wish to split it with me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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BUH DUMP PSSHT Thank you for the night cap!! GNWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMFAO!!! Good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
hi conan !!
after a long time!!!
another cracker from you!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
after a long time!!!
another cracker from you!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha ha~~~!!!!
i think that genie has done his schooling from japan~~!!!!lolzzz
check this out
There was an Irishman, a Russian and a Japanese man, all set out on a journey looking for work!. They go by a quiet little dusty town and see a sign advertising work in the local coal mine!. The pay is great, so they go off and look for the boss!. They find him and he tells them "Well, you know, I don't usually hire foreigners here, but you three seem like a nice bunch, I'll give you a try!. I want you, the Irishman, to go back in the mine and work on digging, you have the muscles to get the task done well every day!. You, the Russian, I want you to cart out the coal every day and load it into the trains!. And you, the Japanese man, I want you to be in charge of providing supplies to the people in the mine!."
Well, on the second day, the boss goes down to th mine to check in on his new employees!. He sees the Russian toting coal up out of the mines and loading it onto the trains and he's satisfied!. He goes down into the mine to check on the Irishman and the Japanese man!. Well, he sees the Irishman digging out the coal, but the Japanese man is nowhere in sight!. He asks the Irishman if he's seen him lately and he responds "No, nobody has seen him all day, we're running low on supplies down here!."
Fearing the worst, the boss starts wandering around the mine looking for his worker!. Suddenly, out from behind a pile of rubble, the Japanese man jumps out, scaring the crap out of the boss and yells "SUPPLIES!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
i think that genie has done his schooling from japan~~!!!!lolzzz
check this out
There was an Irishman, a Russian and a Japanese man, all set out on a journey looking for work!. They go by a quiet little dusty town and see a sign advertising work in the local coal mine!. The pay is great, so they go off and look for the boss!. They find him and he tells them "Well, you know, I don't usually hire foreigners here, but you three seem like a nice bunch, I'll give you a try!. I want you, the Irishman, to go back in the mine and work on digging, you have the muscles to get the task done well every day!. You, the Russian, I want you to cart out the coal every day and load it into the trains!. And you, the Japanese man, I want you to be in charge of providing supplies to the people in the mine!."
Well, on the second day, the boss goes down to th mine to check in on his new employees!. He sees the Russian toting coal up out of the mines and loading it onto the trains and he's satisfied!. He goes down into the mine to check on the Irishman and the Japanese man!. Well, he sees the Irishman digging out the coal, but the Japanese man is nowhere in sight!. He asks the Irishman if he's seen him lately and he responds "No, nobody has seen him all day, we're running low on supplies down here!."
Fearing the worst, the boss starts wandering around the mine looking for his worker!. Suddenly, out from behind a pile of rubble, the Japanese man jumps out, scaring the crap out of the boss and yells "SUPPLIES!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com