Top 10 lists(it's a joke)?!

Top 10 reasons for not doing homework:-
I din't have time my sister needed my kidney
We converted to a religion that forbids algebra
We had to use it for toilet paper when our plane went down in the desert
my brother sold it on eBay
It was confiscated for national security reasons,I can't tell anymore!.
My imaginary friend borrowed it and never gave it back
IShaq was sick!.So the lakers asked me to fill in
It was due to may 12th of this year!.DANG!
Ithrew it at someone who said that you weren't the best teacher in school
I dont remember anything after the aliens landed

Things you'll never hear your parents say:-
We think you need to improve your road rage score
maple syrup baloons!?COOL!
why not drink it straight from the milk carton!?
Bedtime!?not until you've read two comic books and watch some pro wrestling!
Great rap song! turn it louder so that we can all hear
Why don't you control the remote,you have better taste than your sister!
Stick your arms out of the car window,there's a breeze
Okay but don't let homework cut into your T!.V!. time
No point in making the bed as you have to unmake it again tonight!
no,we're not there yet but please keep asking!

Least popular breakfast cereals:-
Fish 'n' fiber
Brocolli Chex
candy coated cauliflower crisps
Fruity styrofoam crunch
Li'l bits o' tint
Toasted hairballs
Anchovy-O's
frosted mini beets
Flounder puffs
Special P

overheard in a cannibal family barbecue(if you've missed it):-
"Lets invite the neighbors for lunch"
"Get dressed-We're having company"
"Mom sure makes a great hamburger"
"I'd like to toast our guest of honour"
"My stomach hurts-I think I ate someone who disagreed with me"
"Want to try out the hot tub!?"
"Lately,I'm fed up with people"
"I told you not to speak with someone in your mouth"
"Don't get into a stew"
"how did your team do today" "We creamed them"

Ice-cream flavours rejected by baskin robbins:-
Celery sorbet
Beet 'n Brocolli rumba
Sushi fudge surge
Cookies 'n Clams
Sludge brownie
Choclate almond dirt
Pinapple wood chip
Dismember-mint
Fudge Judy
Chunky skunky

Signs if a teacher is a werewolf:-
Drinks from the faculty toilet
Always styling her back hair
Comes to work without her face combed
Howls when she hears a good joke
trims her elbows during homeroom
Admits she does some"moonlighting"
Sheds all over the teaches' lounge
Wears a fur coat even in summer
Slobbers over your homework
When you shake her hand, you get rug burn

cities that really exist(I swear)
Flush,kansas
riddle,wyoming
toad s***,arkansas
Gas city,indiana
Tigght wad,missouri
Boogertown,north carolina
Pimple hill,pennysylania
Go home,Canada
Ding Dong,Texas
Poop Creek,Oregon

movies playing at the disgusting cineplex:-
Lard of the rings
Star warts
Scoobie doo doo
The sound of mucus
The puke`mon movie
Wizard of Ooze
Mold Mountain
Roadkill bill
Honey,I stunk the kids
James and the gaint leech
Its long and stupid I knowWww@Enter-QA@Com

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