Why do you want a pay rise?!
Question: Why do you want a pay rise!?
A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase
The wife was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you
want a pay increase!?"
Maria: "Well Se?ora, there are three reasons why I want an increase!.
The first is that I iron better than you!."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me!?"
Maria: "Your husband said so!."
Wife: "Oh!."
Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you!."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me!?"
Maria: "Your husband did!."
Wife: "Oh!."
Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you!."
Wife (really furious now): "Did my husband say that as well!?"
Maria: "No Se?ora, the gardener did!."
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The wife was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you
want a pay increase!?"
Maria: "Well Se?ora, there are three reasons why I want an increase!.
The first is that I iron better than you!."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me!?"
Maria: "Your husband said so!."
Wife: "Oh!."
Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you!."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me!?"
Maria: "Your husband did!."
Wife: "Oh!."
Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you!."
Wife (really furious now): "Did my husband say that as well!?"
Maria: "No Se?ora, the gardener did!."
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Answers:
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