LOL! ANY EMBARSSING BATHROOM RESTROOM STORIES?!
Question: LOL! ANY EMBARSSING BATHROOM RESTROOM STORIES!?
Me and my 4 friends were on a late summer vacation and on the rode trip on of my friends had diarrhea and we had to stop 4 times within an hour!. Were trying to get other embarssing stories to cheer her up because shes really upset!. HELP!
thanks in advance!.
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Answers:
In the "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno!. Jay went out into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman had ever had!. The winner described her worst date experience!. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!
She said it was mid-winter!.!.!.!.snowing and quite cold!.and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah!. It was a day trip (no overnight) They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before!.
The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon!. They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should have not had that extra latte!.
They were about an hour away from anywhere with a restroom and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested that she try to hold it, which she did for a while!. Unfortunately, because of heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told himthat he had better
stop and let her pee beside the road or it would be in the front seat of his car!.
They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started!. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt restagainst the rear fender to steady herself!. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed
was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking!. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of thesituation!.
Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation!. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued to the car's fender!. Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her
flesh from the icy metal!. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold!.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need of some assistance!" He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing!. She too got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma!.
Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they were faced with a real problem!. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!
Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free!. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip is pants and pee her butt off the fender!.
As the audience screamed with laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down!.!.!.!.or perhaps it should be "pants down"!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.And you thought your first date was embarrassing!.
Jay Leno's comment!. "This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off"!.
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She said it was mid-winter!.!.!.!.snowing and quite cold!.and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah!. It was a day trip (no overnight) They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before!.
The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon!. They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should have not had that extra latte!.
They were about an hour away from anywhere with a restroom and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested that she try to hold it, which she did for a while!. Unfortunately, because of heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told himthat he had better
stop and let her pee beside the road or it would be in the front seat of his car!.
They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started!. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt restagainst the rear fender to steady herself!. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed
was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking!. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of thesituation!.
Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation!. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued to the car's fender!. Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her
flesh from the icy metal!. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold!.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need of some assistance!" He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing!. She too got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma!.
Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they were faced with a real problem!. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!
Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free!. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip is pants and pee her butt off the fender!.
As the audience screamed with laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down!.!.!.!.or perhaps it should be "pants down"!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.And you thought your first date was embarrassing!.
Jay Leno's comment!. "This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off"!.
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I hope none of my friends don't see this, but, I had to go to the restroom really badly!. So I was running to the restroom and I pulled down my pants!. But before I put my pants down and sat down on the toilet bowl, OOPS! I accidently made a tiny bit of s*** on my underwear! When I told my sister, she just laughed at me!. I laughed too though!. Hoped this cheered your friend up!Www@Enter-QA@Com
My mom brother and I were in Subway one day and my mother had to go to the bathroom!. When she got out of the bathroom I went in there and yelled WOOO it STINKS in HERE! and my mom's face got sooo red and there were these guys that started laughing so hard!!
My mother was SOOOO EMBARASSED! I laughed so hard it was great!Www@Enter-QA@Com
My mother was SOOOO EMBARASSED! I laughed so hard it was great!Www@Enter-QA@Com
well i was once in a public toilet and im takin this real stinky dump and this guy walks in and says oh my fuc kin god this dam stinks and wen he was leavin he was like im finally gettin out of this stinky place
i was embarrassed but i still had 2 have a laugh at it!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i was embarrassed but i still had 2 have a laugh at it!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well!.!.!.
I took a sh_it big enuf that it stopped our toilet up for a couple of hours!.!.!.
I had stick this metal cord thingy down the drain just to unstop it!.!.!.!.it was pretty embarrassing!.!.!.
btw im a rly small person, i was surprised my damn self that that much stuff came out of me!.!.!.!.my dad thought i'd been throwin tampons down the drain or sumthin
i dont even wear tampons!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I took a sh_it big enuf that it stopped our toilet up for a couple of hours!.!.!.
I had stick this metal cord thingy down the drain just to unstop it!.!.!.!.it was pretty embarrassing!.!.!.
btw im a rly small person, i was surprised my damn self that that much stuff came out of me!.!.!.!.my dad thought i'd been throwin tampons down the drain or sumthin
i dont even wear tampons!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol noWww@Enter-QA@Com