Your BEST Yo Mama! Jokes...?!


Question: Your BEST Yo Mama! Jokes!.!.!.!?
Okay!.!.!.Im here to ask you the BEST Yo Mama! Jokes!
Here are some that I have that always gave me a good laugh!.
Yo mama so stupid she climbed a glass wall to see whats on the other side!.
Yo mama so fat that she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out!.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish!.
I hope you guys got skillz or whatever :D
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Answers:
I'm going to be like some and not post an answer, but a remark!. How would like it if someone degraded your Mama with jokes like that!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

they not jokes they insults!.!.!. ok i will tell some

1 ) yo momma like a tv you can switch her on and off all day
2) yo momma like a games console you can play with her all day
3) yo momma like the sun HOT but even better i DONE yo momma (because of that)
4) yo momma like a ghost because of a night i hear moaning sounds come from the bedrooms
5) yo momma like a bus riding 20 people at a time
6) yo momma like a lift people go up and down on her all day
8) yo momma like a rabbit but problem is more of a prostitute
9) yo momma like sex not good just a prostitute
10) yo momma like nothing because she is ananorexic
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Okay i will try!.!.!.


Yo mama so fat, i ran around her twice! !.!. And got lost!.!.!.

Yo mama so ugly, she went to try out for an ugly constest, but they told her, sorry!.!. no proffesionals!.!.

Yo mama so fat, her nickname is Lardo

Yo mama so fat, she was floating in the ocean, and span clamied her as the new world!.

You mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said "To be continued"

Yo mama so stupid she brought spoons to the super bowl!.

Yo mama so short, she needs a ladder to pick of a dime

Yo mama so short, she jumped off the side of a curb, and went ahhhhhhhhhhh for hours!

Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!


Good luck! Hope you saw one from me that you likedWww@Enter-QA@Com

Yo momma like the wind!.!.!.always blowin'
Yo momma so stupid , she thought Shirlock Holmes was a housing project!.
Yo momma like hungry hungry hippos/Always after those white balls
Yo momma like KFC!. once u’ve eaten the thigh and the breast, u’ves always got a greasy box to put your bone into!
Yo momma so fat , she put a tv in her bellybutton for Halloween and went as a Teletubbie
Yo momma so crosseyed-ed , the bitches tears fall down her back
Yo momma a stripper at QuiznosWww@Enter-QA@Com

these are offensive but classic

yo mamas a lot like a brick, she gets covered in mud and laid by mexicans

yo mamas so fat when she walks her legs gotta talk to each other "i'll go by, and then i'll let you go by"

yo mamas so hairy they shot her thinking she was big foot

yo mamas so stupid she tried waking up a sleeping bag

yo mamas so dumb she thinks eyeball is a sport

yo mamas secretly a wookie, tell her to shave or something

yo mamas like a chavs car, cuz teenagers ride in her like she's stolen

lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com

Yo mama is so poor when u ring the door bell she sticks her head out the window and yells "ding dong!"
Yo mama is so ugly that when she bakes cookies she sticks her face in the dough and calls them monster cookies
Yo mama is so fat that people get a work out just by walking around her
Yo mama is so stupid that she got locked in the grocery store and starved
Yo mama is so old she stood behind Jesus in the first grade class picture
Yo mama is so poor that people break in2 her house and leave moneyWww@Enter-QA@Com

your momma so stupid she tried to drown a shark
your momma so stupid she tried to go find the gold at the end of a rainbow
your momma so stupid she opened a glass door to see whats on the other side

yo momma so fat she loooks like you
yo momma so stupid she signed on myspace and it didnt work because her caps locks were on

ahahahhahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com

Yo mommas like toilet paper!.!.!.White and full of crap!.

Yo mommas so fat other little fat people orbit around her

yo mommas so stupid she invented a condom with sweat holes

yo mommas so hairy you almost got rug burn at birth

yo mommas so stupid she tried putting M&Ms in alphebeticle order!.

I Hope I Got Enough Skillz For You! :D

lmao

Lacey ??

Peace homie!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Your mama so wide she takes up two plots in the trailer park!.

Your mama so fat an automatic sound beeps when she backs up,beep beep beep!.

Your mama is so slow,I asked for some butane and she thought about sex and said not in public!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yo mamas so fat when she has sex the man has to ask for directions!!!!!!

yo mamas so fat she was baptized at sea world!!!!

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yo mama so old she was a waitress at the last supper

yo mama so stupid she went to disney and the sign said disney left!.
she turned around and went home

im sure you heard the second oneWww@Enter-QA@Com

Your momma is so fat, that I saw her walking down the sidewalk while I was driving, and I had to swerve around her!.!.!.

!.!.!.And I ran out of gas!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

YO MAMMA SO DUMB SHE THOUGHT A DICTONARY WAS A SEXUAL POSITIONWww@Enter-QA@Com

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she closes her mouth and her whole head lights up!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

yo mama so fat that when she jumps into the ocean, the whales sing 'we are family! even though you're fatter than me!.!.!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yo Mama is so fat that when she walked past the tv I missed 3 commercialsWww@Enter-QA@Com

yo moma so fat she uses the equator as a beltWww@Enter-QA@Com

your mom is so fat when she got hit by a bus she siad who trew that rock lol Www@Enter-QA@Com



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