Guiness book of records?!
Question: Guiness book of records!?
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and the Hunchback of Notre Dame
were talking to each other and Sleeping Beauty said that she was the most beautiful woman in the world!.
Tom Thumb said that he is the smallest person in the world!.
The Hunchback said that he is the ugliest person in the world!.
Just to reconfirm their claims, they all decided to go to the Guinness Books of Records to check their status!.
Sleeping Beauty came out of the Guinness Books of Records Office with a big grin on her face as she has been reconfirmed as the most beautiful woman in the world!.
Tom Thumb came out of the Guinness Books of Records Office dancing a jig and whistling a tune as he is still the smallest person in the world!.
The Hunchback of Notre Dame came out with a confused look on his face!.
Sleeping Beauty and Tom Thumb were curious and asked the Hunchback what was wrong!.
In a dejected and confused voice the Hunchback asked………………!.!.
"Who the f##k is Wayne Rooney !?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
were talking to each other and Sleeping Beauty said that she was the most beautiful woman in the world!.
Tom Thumb said that he is the smallest person in the world!.
The Hunchback said that he is the ugliest person in the world!.
Just to reconfirm their claims, they all decided to go to the Guinness Books of Records to check their status!.
Sleeping Beauty came out of the Guinness Books of Records Office with a big grin on her face as she has been reconfirmed as the most beautiful woman in the world!.
Tom Thumb came out of the Guinness Books of Records Office dancing a jig and whistling a tune as he is still the smallest person in the world!.
The Hunchback of Notre Dame came out with a confused look on his face!.
Sleeping Beauty and Tom Thumb were curious and asked the Hunchback what was wrong!.
In a dejected and confused voice the Hunchback asked………………!.!.
"Who the f##k is Wayne Rooney !?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
id end it with
who the hell is Caveman Dave !
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who the hell is Caveman Dave !
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Brilliant!. Better than the crap Yank humour that seems to fill every page by that bloody duck!. When does hunting season start!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha, lol! :D
(Wayne Rooney is a famous footballer!. And not much else!.)
Well, I suppose he beat someone at something, even if it's not football!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
(Wayne Rooney is a famous footballer!. And not much else!.)
Well, I suppose he beat someone at something, even if it's not football!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha ha, typically British humour, well you made me laugh alright, nice one!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha!Www@Enter-QA@Com
who is!.!.!.Borac Obama!!?!Www@Enter-QA@Com
classic!Www@Enter-QA@Com
WHO is Wayne Rooney!? I dont get it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Tops
Hey I heard he crashed his new BMW and the airbag got sick!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hey I heard he crashed his new BMW and the airbag got sick!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Genius 10/10
Star Time 4 U *
;-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Star Time 4 U *
;-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Fail!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol shrek!!Www@Enter-QA@Com