I need some funny sayings similar to `why do they sterilise a lethal injection?!
Question: I need some funny sayings similar to `why do they sterilise a lethal injection!?
I love silly sayings such as `what was the best thing before sliced bread`!.!.!.`why are they called apartments when they are obviously built so close together`!.!.!.!.`why does sour cream have an expiry date`!? You get the idea!. Any one know any more like this or a website that i can find them!. ThanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
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- how come we drive in the parkway but we park in the driveway!? O!.O
-Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive!?
- Isn’t it funny how the people who want quiet are always the loudest trying to get everyone else to shut up
- Why do psychics have to ask for your name!?
- If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from!?
- Why do our noses run and our feet smell!?
- Don’t do it behind the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbours ain’t!
- T!.C!.B!.Y this can't be yogurt
(this last one i just thought was funny ^^)
- (an icecream) hot ppl think i'm cool!.!.!. XD I just made that up!.!.!. sorry i'm dumb :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
-Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive!?
- Isn’t it funny how the people who want quiet are always the loudest trying to get everyone else to shut up
- Why do psychics have to ask for your name!?
- If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from!?
- Why do our noses run and our feet smell!?
- Don’t do it behind the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbours ain’t!
- T!.C!.B!.Y this can't be yogurt
(this last one i just thought was funny ^^)
- (an icecream) hot ppl think i'm cool!.!.!. XD I just made that up!.!.!. sorry i'm dumb :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
-Why don't newspaper ever have headlines that says "Psychic won lottery"!?
-Why do they call it rush hour when not a car is moving!?
-Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive!?
-If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from!?
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-Why do they call it rush hour when not a car is moving!?
-Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive!?
-If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from!?
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1-what happens if you try to fail and succeed which have you done!.
2-can fat people go skinny dipping
3-have you ever imagined the world with no hypothetical situations!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
2-can fat people go skinny dipping
3-have you ever imagined the world with no hypothetical situations!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why do people park on a driveway and drive on a parkway!?
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EDIT: ABOVE POSTER GOT IT B4 ME :'(Www@Enter-QA@Com
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EDIT: ABOVE POSTER GOT IT B4 ME :'(Www@Enter-QA@Com
why is a finished building not called a built!?
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if you don't know it, don't ask me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com