Joke : Interesting excuses for speeding..can I have some stars..??!

Kitsap County , Washington , had begun to crack down on speeding motorists!. Here's a list of some answers they received when they asked the drivers why they were speeding:

* My gas petal got stuck!.

* Don't I get a couple miles per hour over when I'm taking my grandchildren to the airport!?

* I didn't know I was speeding because my lights were off!.

* My speedometer is broken!.

* I had a bee in my car!.

* I've been drinking and I wanted to get off the road quickly!.

* I am driving my friend to the hospital!. He has alcohol poisoning!. (The driver was also found to be intoxicated!.)

* (After crashing) I put high test gas in my car and it caused me to lose control!. (He was also found to be intoxicated!.)

* I'm trying to catch that UFO!. Will you try to catch it for me!?

* I get 10 extra miles per hour in the fast lane!.

* I'm wearing shoes that are really heavy and they make the gas petal go down more!.

* My doctor gave me the wrong medication!.

* I'm headed to a divorce proceeding and if you met her, sir, you would understand why I'm in a hurry!.

* I just got my license back after having it suspended and I'm not used to driving!.

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