Joke : How to deal with a situation ? ?!
Question: Joke : How to deal with a situation !? !?
This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the shed!. George opened the door to go turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things!.
He immediately phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house!?" and George said no and explained the situation!. Then they explained that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be there when available!.
George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again!.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed!. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them all!."
Then he hung up!. Within five minutes three squad cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up!. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed!.
One of the policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!" Www@Enter-QA@Com
He immediately phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house!?" and George said no and explained the situation!. Then they explained that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be there when available!.
George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again!.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed!. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them all!."
Then he hung up!. Within five minutes three squad cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up!. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed!.
One of the policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!" Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
LOL I love this man, but did you hear what happened to George that night!? I read it off somewhere as well, George was taken to the police station and fined for!.!.!.I dunno a few thousand dollars or so, for making a false report!. Something like that I can't remember!. But!.!.!.he's one brilliant guy i must say *thumbs up* :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
damdadido!. damdadido!. damdadido!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha
lmao
that was funny!!
hahaha!!
i don't get the question but the joke is funny!!
good one!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao
that was funny!!
hahaha!!
i don't get the question but the joke is funny!!
good one!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol! Nice! Very clever, actually!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Epic win!. Someone give that guy a medal or something!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol those crooked police!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yet another good j oke! Pretty funny and sad and scary and yeh! It's all in that joke! Another star for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha!!!! that is funny
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hahaha that's pretty good!. if its true its funnier, kinda scary too hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol smarta**Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny , sad , and true , all in one!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
have another starWww@Enter-QA@Com
have another starWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha!. i love it!. star cause i does!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
heard this one so many times but it still makes me laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha~~!!!!!
that guy knows how exactly cops work don't he~~!!!!!!! lolzzWww@Enter-QA@Com
that guy knows how exactly cops work don't he~~!!!!!!! lolzzWww@Enter-QA@Com