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Question: Mummy, what are those !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!?
A little girl and her mother were out walking when they passed two cats having sex!.
Mummy, what are those cats doing!?
"The fat kitty is pumping up the thin kitty, darling!."
"Why's it doing that, mummy!?" asked the child!.
"Because the thin kitty is sick and pumping her up will make her better!."
The next day, the little girl was out walking with her mother again when they passed two dogs having sex!.
"Mummy, what are those dogs doing!?"
"The big doggie is pumping up the little doggie, darling!."
"Why's he doing that, mummy!?" asked the child!.
"Because the little doggie is sick and pumping him up will make him better!."
The next day, the little girl was out walking with her mother again when they passed a bull mounting a cow!.
"Mummy, what's that bull doing to that cow!?"
"The Bull is pumping up the cow, darling!."
"Why's he doing that, mummy!?" asked the child!.
"Because the cow is sick and pumping her up will make her better!."
That weekend, the little girl came rushing into the kitchen and shouted:
"Mummy, mummy, I think the au-pair is sick!"
"Why!?" replied her mother, in alarm, "Whatever is she doing!?"
"She's lying on her stomach on your bed and Daddy is on top of her, pumping her up
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Mummy, what are those cats doing!?
"The fat kitty is pumping up the thin kitty, darling!."
"Why's it doing that, mummy!?" asked the child!.
"Because the thin kitty is sick and pumping her up will make her better!."
The next day, the little girl was out walking with her mother again when they passed two dogs having sex!.
"Mummy, what are those dogs doing!?"
"The big doggie is pumping up the little doggie, darling!."
"Why's he doing that, mummy!?" asked the child!.
"Because the little doggie is sick and pumping him up will make him better!."
The next day, the little girl was out walking with her mother again when they passed a bull mounting a cow!.
"Mummy, what's that bull doing to that cow!?"
"The Bull is pumping up the cow, darling!."
"Why's he doing that, mummy!?" asked the child!.
"Because the cow is sick and pumping her up will make her better!."
That weekend, the little girl came rushing into the kitchen and shouted:
"Mummy, mummy, I think the au-pair is sick!"
"Why!?" replied her mother, in alarm, "Whatever is she doing!?"
"She's lying on her stomach on your bed and Daddy is on top of her, pumping her up
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Hahahahah haaaaaai
listen !.!.
One afternoon a little girl excitedly approached her mother, and announced that she had learned where babies come from at school that day!. Amused, her mother replied, "Really, sweetie!? Why don't you tell me all about it!?"
The little girl explained, "Well!.!.!. OK!.!.!. the mommy and daddy take off all of their clothes, and the daddy's thing sort of stands up, and the mommy puts it in her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that's where babies come from!."
Her mom shook her head, leaned over to meet her eye to eye, and said, "Oh, honey, that's sweet, but that's not where babies come from!. That's where jewelry comes from!."
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listen !.!.
One afternoon a little girl excitedly approached her mother, and announced that she had learned where babies come from at school that day!. Amused, her mother replied, "Really, sweetie!? Why don't you tell me all about it!?"
The little girl explained, "Well!.!.!. OK!.!.!. the mommy and daddy take off all of their clothes, and the daddy's thing sort of stands up, and the mommy puts it in her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that's where babies come from!."
Her mom shook her head, leaned over to meet her eye to eye, and said, "Oh, honey, that's sweet, but that's not where babies come from!. That's where jewelry comes from!."
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Why use a French term!? It spoils the joke, I am wondering who it is!.
You should change it to an English word, a nanny, or someone!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You should change it to an English word, a nanny, or someone!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
WOW! Absolutely Hilarious!!!!.
Hey! An "Au Pair' means housemaid!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hey! An "Au Pair' means housemaid!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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These jokes are always stupid!.
When I say these jokes, I mean this type of joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
When I say these jokes, I mean this type of joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
What does "au-pair" mean!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
An oldie but a goodie!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol
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Lol!
I heared one like taht, but with a little boy!!
Its HILARIOUS!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I heared one like taht, but with a little boy!!
Its HILARIOUS!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com