Is this a joke?? Who should be the boss??!
Question: Is this a joke!?!? Who should be the boss!?!?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss!.
The Brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions!."
The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go!."
The hands said, "We should be Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money!."
And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up!.
All the parts laughed at the idea of the a%shole being the Boss!.
So the a%shole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work!.
Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the Feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered!.
Eventually they all decided that a%shole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed!.
All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the sh!!t!
Management Lesson:
You don't need brains to be a Boss - Any A%shole will do!.
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The Brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions!."
The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go!."
The hands said, "We should be Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money!."
And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up!.
All the parts laughed at the idea of the a%shole being the Boss!.
So the a%shole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work!.
Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the Feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered!.
Eventually they all decided that a%shole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed!.
All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the sh!!t!
Management Lesson:
You don't need brains to be a Boss - Any A%shole will do!.
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Answers:
LOL! Love it!. I'm telling my friends that one!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Literal standpoint- you need brains to be boss!. Realistic standpoint- any jackass can be a boss!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
you actually typed out the whole word!.!.!. the "%"s werent nessasary!. see look, asshole , see!? it didnt block it out!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hAHaHAhHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHhaHaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Very good, I feel tempted to put this on the office noticeboard!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
cuuute-ishWww@Enter-QA@Com
Very cleverly done, nice one!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha nice, very funny joke :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
good joke but the managemt lesson isnt true!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha lol a boss is alot like a diaper, they're full of sh&tWww@Enter-QA@Com
funny joke, but it doesnt apply to real life!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
sounds like what a wise chinese would say XDWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha h aha~~!!!!!
that solves one of my mysteries why all bosses are A$$holes~~!!!lolzzWww@Enter-QA@Com
that solves one of my mysteries why all bosses are A$$holes~~!!!lolzzWww@Enter-QA@Com