Another golden oldie Bean passion is it still funny ?!


Question: Another golden oldie Bean passion is it still funny !?
A man had a great passion for baked beans, trouble was they had the usual adverse effect on him so his wife rarely made them!. This particular day was his birthday so he went for a secret lunchtime bean feast as a birthday present to himself!. By the time he had finished work he was farting like a good one!.

After he thought his wind had stopped he carried on home!.His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited!. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!" She put a blindfold on him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table and made him promise not to peak!. At this point he was beginning to feel another one coming on!. Just as his wife was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang!. She again made him promise not to peek until she returned, and away she went to answer the phone!.

While she was gone, he seized the opportunity!. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go!. It was not only loud, but ripe as a rotten egg!. He had a hard time breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him!.

He had just started to feel better, when another urge came on!. He raised his leg and RRIIIPPPP!!! It sounded like a diesel engine revving, and smelled worse!. To keep from gagging, he tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would dissipate!. He got another urge!. This was a real blue ribbon winner, the windows shook, the dishes on the table rattled and a minute later the flowers on the table were dead!.

While keeping an ear tuned in on the conversation in the hallway, and keeping his promise of staying blindfolded, he carried on like this for the next ten minutes, farting and fanning each time with his napkin!. When he heard the phone farewells he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of it!. Smiling contentedly, he was the picture of innocence when his wife walked in!.

Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner table!. After assuring her he had not peeked, she removed the blindfold and yelled, "SURPRISE!!!" To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party!.
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Answers:
hahahhaa thats good it could be shorter though i think!

its a bit immature but i like !!! x x xWww@Enter-QA@Com

HAHAHA probably one of the best jokes I've heard this year! amazing!


jokeduck you are legend!Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahhahhahhahaWww@Enter-QA@Com

how embarrassing would that beWww@Enter-QA@Com

+++++++Www@Enter-QA@Com

I have to give you an A+ for this oneWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol!. heard it b4!. but it still funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

old, yes - but no longer goldWww@Enter-QA@Com

noWww@Enter-QA@Com

that was well gud!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

nice one ey!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yah, I suppose!.!.!.!. poor guy, he must have been mortifiedWww@Enter-QA@Com



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