Tell me your ONE favourite Your Momma joke.....?!
Question: Tell me your ONE favourite Your Momma joke!.!.!.!.!.!?
This is mine: Your momma is so fat she went to the beach and the whales started singing "We are family"!.
The funniest joke will win the best answer!Www@Enter-QA@Com
The funniest joke will win the best answer!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
your momma is so stupid she thought toco bell was a mexican phone company! lol this 1 always cracks me up!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yo mama's head so small that she sleeps on teabags! ;)
Yo mama is so fat, she walked past the TV and I missed 7 episodes of 60 minutes;)
Your mom is so old that Jesus is in her yearbook ;)
Yo mama is so old that when Jesus said "let there be light" he told your mom to move her fat *** out of the way ;)
Your mom is so fat, she has to put lipstick on with a paint roller ;)
Your mom is so fat that she played King Kong’s stunt double ;)
What's the difference between your mom and a whore!?!.!.!.the whore gets paid ;)
Your mom is so fat and black that when she went into the ocean, everyone yelled "oil spill!" ;)
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Yo mama is so fat, she walked past the TV and I missed 7 episodes of 60 minutes;)
Your mom is so old that Jesus is in her yearbook ;)
Yo mama is so old that when Jesus said "let there be light" he told your mom to move her fat *** out of the way ;)
Your mom is so fat, she has to put lipstick on with a paint roller ;)
Your mom is so fat that she played King Kong’s stunt double ;)
What's the difference between your mom and a whore!?!.!.!.the whore gets paid ;)
Your mom is so fat and black that when she went into the ocean, everyone yelled "oil spill!" ;)
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your mama so short, you can see her feet in her driver license's picture!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yo momma's so fat she uses mattresses as tampons!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Your Momma is so fat, they have to grease the bathtub just to get her out!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yo Mamma so ugly they sell laxitive with her picture on it and leave the box EMPTY!Www@Enter-QA@Com
your momma was so fat that when she took her one year old picture, it's still printing!Www@Enter-QA@Com
you momma's maxi pad is so thick she can deflect bulletsWww@Enter-QA@Com