Could you be this strong ??!
Question: Could you be this strong !?!?
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years!.
He breaks into a house to look for money and finds a young couple in bed!.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair!.
While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom!. While he’s in there, the husband whispers to his wife,
“Listen this guy’s an escaped convict - look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years!. I saw how he kissed your neck!. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, do whatever he tells you!. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you!. This guy is probably very dangerous!. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us!. Be strong, honey!. I love you!.”
To which the wife responds,
“He wasn’t kissing my neck!. He was whispering in my ear!. He told me he was gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline!. I told him it was in the bathroom!. Be strong, honey!. I love you, too!.”Www@Enter-QA@Com
He breaks into a house to look for money and finds a young couple in bed!.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair!.
While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom!. While he’s in there, the husband whispers to his wife,
“Listen this guy’s an escaped convict - look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years!. I saw how he kissed your neck!. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, do whatever he tells you!. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you!. This guy is probably very dangerous!. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us!. Be strong, honey!. I love you!.”
To which the wife responds,
“He wasn’t kissing my neck!. He was whispering in my ear!. He told me he was gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline!. I told him it was in the bathroom!. Be strong, honey!. I love you, too!.”Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
ha ha ha ~~!!!!!!!
that hubby has got company LOLzzzz~~!!!!!!that was good one ~~!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that hubby has got company LOLzzzz~~!!!!!!that was good one ~~!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha!. NO!!!
I think I would rather a bullet or two!. Hmm, then again if it meant my wife possibly getting shot too!.!.!.!.!.!.!.maybe I would be able to 'take one for the team'
What a sick proposition!.
Great joke though!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think I would rather a bullet or two!. Hmm, then again if it meant my wife possibly getting shot too!.!.!.!.!.!.!.maybe I would be able to 'take one for the team'
What a sick proposition!.
Great joke though!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG LOL!!!
This is too funny :P
Have a star :)
I might just borrow this one :)
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And i dont think i could :P
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This is too funny :P
Have a star :)
I might just borrow this one :)
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And i dont think i could :P
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I've heard that joke before!.!.!.
I told it to my friends in Science class and they couldn't stop laughing!. They got in trouble!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I told it to my friends in Science class and they couldn't stop laughing!. They got in trouble!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
gross!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
nah not me!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'd cry and try n hop to the window or doorWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol i luv that joke did you know its an aussie joke Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao!.!.!.
no i couldn'tWww@Enter-QA@Com
no i couldn'tWww@Enter-QA@Com