Funny blonde jokes to share?!
Question: Funny blonde jokes to share!?
Does anyone have any funny blonde jokes!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Why did the blonde stare at a carton of orange juice for 24 hours!?
Because the carton said, 'Concentrate' on it!.
(That's not fair! Someone above me wrote it before I did!)
A few more!.!.!.
Q: What do you call an eternity!?
A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop!.
Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes!?
A: Toes Go In First!.
Q: What do SMART Blondes and UFOs have in common!?
A: You always hear about them but never see them!.
Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms!?
A: They think their picture is being taken!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Because the carton said, 'Concentrate' on it!.
(That's not fair! Someone above me wrote it before I did!)
A few more!.!.!.
Q: What do you call an eternity!?
A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop!.
Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes!?
A: Toes Go In First!.
Q: What do SMART Blondes and UFOs have in common!?
A: You always hear about them but never see them!.
Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms!?
A: They think their picture is being taken!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out!. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck!. Even the phones are out!.
After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together!."
The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, togetherWww@Enter-QA@Com
After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together!."
The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, togetherWww@Enter-QA@Com
One day a blonde, brunette, and redhead go camping!. The redhead shows up with a cooler full of sodas!. So the blonde says, "Why did you bring drinks!?" The redhead says, "So if we get thirsty we have some thing to drink!." Then the brunette shows up with a platter full of snacks!. Then the blonde asks, "Why did you bring food!?" The brunette answers, "So when we get hungry we can eat!." So then the blonde goes to the junkyard and brings back a car door!. Then both the redhead and brunette ask, "Why did you bring a car door!?" Then the blonde answers,"So when we get hot we can roll down a window!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ok well
A blonde was dating this guy but for some reason she knew he was cheating on her so she sticks a gun in her purse and goes to his apartment one night to see him kissing a red head!. She takes out the gun and sticks it on her head and her boyfriend says,"NO HONEY DON'T!" Then the blonde said, "Oh honey don't worry your next!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde was dating this guy but for some reason she knew he was cheating on her so she sticks a gun in her purse and goes to his apartment one night to see him kissing a red head!. She takes out the gun and sticks it on her head and her boyfriend says,"NO HONEY DON'T!" Then the blonde said, "Oh honey don't worry your next!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
this young blonde women walks into pc world and asks for some curtains for her pc and the man in the shop said you can't get curtains for your pc and the women says hello i have windows by the way i'm blonde myself so i'm insuling myself hereWww@Enter-QA@Com
How do you drown a blonde!?
Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!.
How do you erase a blonde's memory!?
Blow in her ear!.
How do a blonde's brain cells die!?
Alone!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!.
How do you erase a blonde's memory!?
Blow in her ear!.
How do a blonde's brain cells die!?
Alone!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
How do you kill a blonde!?!?!? You glue a mirrir and an STD at the bottom of a pool!. She'll either go for the STD or jump in to save herself from drowning (hence the mirror)Www@Enter-QA@Com
The blonde text her friend
"What does IDK mean!?"
Her friend texts back
"I don't know"
The blond texts back!.!.!.!.!.
"OMG__NOBODY DOES!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"What does IDK mean!?"
Her friend texts back
"I don't know"
The blond texts back!.!.!.!.!.
"OMG__NOBODY DOES!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
a blonde walks into pc world and says"have you got curtains"the man replies "we dont Sell curtains"the blonde then replies"yeh i bought a computer and its got windows" lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
blonde jokes arent funny!.
NAWW BEE IM JAYPLAY!.
no ideeeeeea!.
other thannn!.
your so blonde you were staring at an orange juize box cause it said "CONCENTRATE" pahaha thats SO not funny!. ":DWww@Enter-QA@Com
NAWW BEE IM JAYPLAY!.
no ideeeeeea!.
other thannn!.
your so blonde you were staring at an orange juize box cause it said "CONCENTRATE" pahaha thats SO not funny!. ":DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Two blondes go to the woods to find a xmas tree and after lots of hours the first blonde says: "I've had it! We'll take the first tree even if it hasn't got any decorations on it!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
two blondes in a car
one blonde says to the other can you check to see if my indicator lights are working and so the other blonde sticks her head out of the window
she replies YES NO YES NO YES NOWww@Enter-QA@Com
one blonde says to the other can you check to see if my indicator lights are working and so the other blonde sticks her head out of the window
she replies YES NO YES NO YES NOWww@Enter-QA@Com
What is the differnce between Santa Clause and a smart blonde!?
Nothing!. Neither of them exist!.
im not a blonde so i can help u out w/ that one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nothing!. Neither of them exist!.
im not a blonde so i can help u out w/ that one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why did the blonde have a bruise around her belly button!?
Because her boyfriend was a blonde, too!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Because her boyfriend was a blonde, too!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
how do you drown a blond!?
tell her theres a million dollars at the bottom of a pool, she just has to stay under water for 20min
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tell her theres a million dollars at the bottom of a pool, she just has to stay under water for 20min
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can anyone answer my question please!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?
it's in singles and dating, and it starts w/ boy trouble
by bananaWww@Enter-QA@Com
it's in singles and dating, and it starts w/ boy trouble
by bananaWww@Enter-QA@Com
what do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you!?
pull then pin and throw it back!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
pull then pin and throw it back!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
whats the difference between a blond and mcdonalds!?
A blond serves more people in a night =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
A blond serves more people in a night =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
What did the blonde get on her IQ test!?
Nail varnish!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nail varnish!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
NOPEWww@Enter-QA@Com
dumb blonde jokes are stupid and not funny at all!.!.!. AND none of them are trueWww@Enter-QA@Com