How can I get some more Blonde Jokes from you kind and funny people?!


Question: How can I get some more Blonde Jokes from you kind and funny people!?
I don't care what Spell Checker says, Blond is masculine and Blonde is feminine!. I will not bend!.

And I KNOW there are no Orange hair jokes!. (My hair is not really orange but you guessed as much!.) This category is so cool!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive!?
A: Her ankles!.

Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in!?
A: "Have another beer!."

Q: What do Blondes say after sex!?
A1: Thanks Guys!.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band!?
A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers!?

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle!?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear!.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common!?
A: The more you bang it the looser it gets!.

Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common!?
A: They're both empty from the neck up!.

Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common!?
A: They both wriggle when you eat them!.

Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore !?
A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too!.

Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree!?
A: Wave

Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common!?
A: They both have black roots!.

Q: What does a blonde owl say!?
A: What, what!?

Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's ***!?
A: A brain tumor!.

Q: What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down!?
A: Two brunettes!.

Q: What's the Blonde's cheer!?
A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B!.L!.O!.N!.!.!.!.ah, oh well!.!. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea!.!.!."

Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence!?
A: To see what was on the other side!.

Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute!?
A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally!.

Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle!?
A: She realized she gave her last *******!.

Q: Why do blondes give such good blowjobs!?
A: Because that's what they train for all their lives!.

Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach!?
A: So her male would get delivered to the right box!.

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back!?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK"!.

Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat!?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car!.

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet!?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills!.

Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper!?
A: So she could lip read!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

here is my favorite

why did the blonde write tgif on her shoes!?

toes go in first

lol thats a good one

here is a website with more

http://www!.coolblondejokes!.com/
http://www!.ahajokes!.com/blonde_jokes!.htm!.!.!.
http://www!.humorsphere!.com/sms/blonde_jo!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Did you hear about the new paint color called "blonde"!?

It's not very bright and it spreads easy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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