Give me a funny spanish joke???!


Question: Give me a funny spanish joke!?!?!?
best joke 10 points!!!

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Answers:
Q: What happened to the Spanish guy who tried to blow up a bus!?
A: He burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe!

Q: What's the difference between 20 dead Spaniards and a BMW!?
A: I don't have a BMW in my garage!

There was three guys on a boat, a German, an American and a Spanish guy!. The boat was sinking from been dangerously overloaded, so the German guy started throwing beer out of the boat!. The American asks, "Why'd you do that!?" and the German replies, "There's too many of 'em in my country anyway!." So the Spanish guy starts throwing tortillas out of the boat, and the American guy asks, "Why'd you do that!?" The Spanish guy replies, "There's too many of 'em in my country!." So then the American guy throws the Spanish guy out of the boat and says, "Well there's too many of them in MY country!."

Q: What do you do if a Spanish soldier throws a hand grenade at you!?
A: Pick it up, pull the pin and throw it back

Q: How did the Spanish guy die while taking a drink!?
A: Someone slammed down the toilet seat

Q: Why did the Spanish woman have condoms in her ears!?
A: Because she didn't want to get hearing aides!

Q: How do you kill a Mexican!?
A: Roll a five cent coin off a cliff!

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Why did the Spanish man push his wife off a clif!?
Tequila!

Sorry it's Mexican, but they speak the same language and all so!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Why aren't their any mexicans in the olympics !?

Because all that can run, jump, and swim are already over here!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

why cant you play uno with a mexican!? because the would steal all the green cards!! get it green cards passport lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

Racist Spanish Joke: What is the word black in spanish!?Www@Enter-QA@Com



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