Let's exchange some jokes!?!!?!
Question: Let's exchange some jokes!!?!!!?
A Panda walks into a bar and says to the waiter " bring me a sandwich and a coke" so when the waiter get bad with the food the panda scarfs it down!. Then gets up pulls a gun out and shoots the waiter thens goes out the front door!. After the bartender saw this he wsa like " HEY DUDE YOU JUST KILLED MY WAITER!" and the panda was like "DO YOU KNOW WHAT I AM!!!!!!!!" And the bartender says "you're a panda!" then the panda says " good you know what i am, now go look me up in the dictionary!.then the panda leaves!. So the bartender quickly runs to the back of the room grabs his mini dictionary and looks up panda!. Its definiton Panda: An asain mammal with distinct black and white coloring, Eats shoots and leaves!.
LOL get it! Oold joke but funny, Now do you have any!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL get it! Oold joke but funny, Now do you have any!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Awesome Joke!!
A kid walks into a city bus and sits on the front row!. He says to the bus driver:
If my dad was a bull and my mom was a cow, I would be a little bull!.
The bus driver starts getting mad, while the kid goes on:
If my dad was an elephant and my mom was a girl elephant, I would be a little elephant!.
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets really mad and yells a the kid:
WHAT IF YOUR DAD WAS A DRUNK AND YOUR MOM WAS A PROSTITUTE!!?!!?
The kid smiles and says:
Well!.!.!. I'd be a bus driver!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A kid walks into a city bus and sits on the front row!. He says to the bus driver:
If my dad was a bull and my mom was a cow, I would be a little bull!.
The bus driver starts getting mad, while the kid goes on:
If my dad was an elephant and my mom was a girl elephant, I would be a little elephant!.
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets really mad and yells a the kid:
WHAT IF YOUR DAD WAS A DRUNK AND YOUR MOM WAS A PROSTITUTE!!?!!?
The kid smiles and says:
Well!.!.!. I'd be a bus driver!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That is a good one lol!.
A lady goes into the supermarket to buy some groceries!. As she approaches the counter, the man serving her says
"You're single, eh!?"
The lady twirls her hair with her finger and says
"Yes honey, how did you know!?"
And the man says
"Cause you're f***ing ugly"
It's mean but it cracked me up :)
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A lady goes into the supermarket to buy some groceries!. As she approaches the counter, the man serving her says
"You're single, eh!?"
The lady twirls her hair with her finger and says
"Yes honey, how did you know!?"
And the man says
"Cause you're f***ing ugly"
It's mean but it cracked me up :)
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a man and a zebra walks into a bar and as they are walking in the zebra is knocked out and is unconscious in the doorway!. the man takes a seat at the bar and the bartender says "hey guy! you can't leave that lyin there! my customers will trip on it!" and the man says "thats no lion thats a zebra!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
There was a lady who was holding a baby got on a city bus!. The driver looked at the baby, laughed and said "Ha! that has to be most ugly baby I've ever seen!." Angry, the lady stomps to the back of the bus and sits down!. A nice gentleman who was sitting beside her said "I heard what the driver said to you!. You should get back there and give him a peice of your mind and I'll hold your gorilla for you!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL that was good!.
This may be a bit racist but i didnt create it, i just heard it!.
There was plane high up in the air!. The plane had the pilot, an american, an iraqi, and a britsh person, all of whom (except the pilot) brought various things that their country needs!. The pilot said: " the plane is too heavy!. Each of u must throw summthing away that ur country needs least!." So the AMERICAN throws of all the money!. The IRAQI throws off all the weapon!. the BRITISH throws off the Iraqi!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
This may be a bit racist but i didnt create it, i just heard it!.
There was plane high up in the air!. The plane had the pilot, an american, an iraqi, and a britsh person, all of whom (except the pilot) brought various things that their country needs!. The pilot said: " the plane is too heavy!. Each of u must throw summthing away that ur country needs least!." So the AMERICAN throws of all the money!. The IRAQI throws off all the weapon!. the BRITISH throws off the Iraqi!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Droppings
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and relieves himself on the woman's head!.
"Yech!" says the woman, "Get some toilet paper!."
"What for!? He must be half-a-mile away by now!."
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http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=cOIbkVOfg!.!.!.
what did zero say to eight!?
nice belt !Www@Enter-QA@Com
what did zero say to eight!?
nice belt !Www@Enter-QA@Com
cute joke! how cute! Www@Enter-QA@Com
haaa thats soooo funny! were did ya hear that one from!? It's great! :DWww@Enter-QA@Com