FUNNY BLONDE JOKES??!
Question: FUNNY BLONDE JOKES!?!?
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how do you drown a blonde!? Put a Scratch-n-sniff at the bottom of a pool
How do you drive a blonde crazy!? put her in a circular room and tell her there's canddy in the corner!.
what do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you!? take out the pin and throw it back
What do you do whe na blonde throws a pin at you!? run like hell; theres a grenade in her mouthWww@Enter-QA@Com
How do you drive a blonde crazy!? put her in a circular room and tell her there's canddy in the corner!.
what do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you!? take out the pin and throw it back
What do you do whe na blonde throws a pin at you!? run like hell; theres a grenade in her mouthWww@Enter-QA@Com
theres a blonde, a red head, and a brunette, and theyre standing in front of this big pyramid with exactly 100 steps!. A sign in front of the pyramid says that every 5 steps, a man will pop out at you and tell a joke, and as you progress, the jokes will get funnier and funnier, But if you get to the top, any wish you have will be granted!.
So the three go up the pyramid together, And when they reach the 5th step(the first joke), the brunette laughs!. so the blonde and the redhead continue up the pyramid together, and at the 50th step, the redhead laughs!. so the blonde is walking up the pyramid by herself, and when she gets to the hundredth step, before the man has time to start his joke, the blonde laughs!.
The man asks her," why did you laugh!? You could have gotten the free wish!"
And the blonde says "i got the first joke!"
yes, i know its lame!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
So the three go up the pyramid together, And when they reach the 5th step(the first joke), the brunette laughs!. so the blonde and the redhead continue up the pyramid together, and at the 50th step, the redhead laughs!. so the blonde is walking up the pyramid by herself, and when she gets to the hundredth step, before the man has time to start his joke, the blonde laughs!.
The man asks her," why did you laugh!? You could have gotten the free wish!"
And the blonde says "i got the first joke!"
yes, i know its lame!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde walks into an electronic store and says "I'd like to buy that tv!." the salesman says "I'm sorry, we don't sell tvs to blondes!." the blonde leaves and returns later wearing a brunette wig, she again says "I'd like to buy that tv!." and again the sales person says "I'm sorry, we don't sell tvs to blondes!." So the leaves the store again and returns with a red wig on "I'd like to buy that tv!." she says and the salesperson repeats "I'm sorry, we don't sell tvs to blondes!." she becomes frustrated!. "How do you know I'm blonde!." she asks!. The salesman replies!. "Because that's not a tv, it's a microwave!."
A blonde walks into the beuty shop wearing headphones and asks the woman to cut her hair, the woman tells her she will have to take off the headphones, the blonde says she can't and leaves!. Months later, the blonde realizes that she really needs a trim, so she return to the beuty shopa and asks the lady to cut her hair!. The woman tells her again that she will have to take off her headphones!. The blonde obeys, sits in the chair and removes her headphones!. The hairstyle spends an hour cutting her hair and then spins her back around!. She notices in shock that the woman is dead!. She puts the headphones up to her ears and hears!.!.!. "Inhale!.!.!. exhale!.!.!.inhale!.!.!.exhale!."
-I know a lot, which is bad because I AM BLONDE!!!
I hope I could help you out!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde walks into the beuty shop wearing headphones and asks the woman to cut her hair, the woman tells her she will have to take off the headphones, the blonde says she can't and leaves!. Months later, the blonde realizes that she really needs a trim, so she return to the beuty shopa and asks the lady to cut her hair!. The woman tells her again that she will have to take off her headphones!. The blonde obeys, sits in the chair and removes her headphones!. The hairstyle spends an hour cutting her hair and then spins her back around!. She notices in shock that the woman is dead!. She puts the headphones up to her ears and hears!.!.!. "Inhale!.!.!. exhale!.!.!.inhale!.!.!.exhale!."
-I know a lot, which is bad because I AM BLONDE!!!
I hope I could help you out!Www@Enter-QA@Com
blonde walks into a library and says to the librarian
excuse me can I get a cheebuger and some fries and the librarian Says I am sorry this is a library then the blonde whispers an says can I get a cheeburger and some friesWww@Enter-QA@Com
excuse me can I get a cheebuger and some fries and the librarian Says I am sorry this is a library then the blonde whispers an says can I get a cheeburger and some friesWww@Enter-QA@Com
Sorry, I don't!.
Wasn't aware there were actual blonde jokes!. Thought they were facts!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wasn't aware there were actual blonde jokes!. Thought they were facts!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
how do you drown a blonde!? glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yea,
one blond girl called me to ask me my phone number!.
i forgot the others, sryWww@Enter-QA@Com
one blond girl called me to ask me my phone number!.
i forgot the others, sryWww@Enter-QA@Com