Sorry guys, but i think this is HALARIOUS!!! Star if you like :D?!
Question: Sorry guys, but i think this is HALARIOUS!!! Star if you like :D!?
1!. Men are like !.!.!.Laxatives !.!.!. They irritate the crap out of you!.
2!. Men are like !.!.!. Bananas !.!.!. The older they get, the less firm they
are!.
3!. Men are like !.!.!. Weather !.!.!. Nothing can be done to change them!.
4!. Men are like !.!.!.Blenders !.!.!. You need One, but you're not quite
sure why!.
5!. Men are like !.!.!. Chocolate Bars !.!.!. Sweet, smooth, & they usually
head right for your hips!.
6!. Men are like !.!.!. Commercials !.!.!. You can't believe a word they say!.
7!. Men are like !.!.!. Department Stores !.!.!. Their clothes are always 1/2
off!
8!. Men are like !.!.!. Government Bonds !.!.!. They take soooooooo long to
mature!.
9!. Men are like !.!.!. Mascara !.!.!. They usually run at the first sign of
emotion!.
10!. Men are like !.!.!. Popcorn !.!.!. They satisfy you, but only for a
little while!.
11!. Men are like !.!.!. Snowstorms !.!.!. You never know when they're
coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last!.
12!. Men are like !.!.!. Lava Lamps !.!.!. Fun to look at, but not very
bright!.
13!. Men are like !.!.!. Parking Spots !.!.!. All the good ones are taken,
the rest are handicapped!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
2!. Men are like !.!.!. Bananas !.!.!. The older they get, the less firm they
are!.
3!. Men are like !.!.!. Weather !.!.!. Nothing can be done to change them!.
4!. Men are like !.!.!.Blenders !.!.!. You need One, but you're not quite
sure why!.
5!. Men are like !.!.!. Chocolate Bars !.!.!. Sweet, smooth, & they usually
head right for your hips!.
6!. Men are like !.!.!. Commercials !.!.!. You can't believe a word they say!.
7!. Men are like !.!.!. Department Stores !.!.!. Their clothes are always 1/2
off!
8!. Men are like !.!.!. Government Bonds !.!.!. They take soooooooo long to
mature!.
9!. Men are like !.!.!. Mascara !.!.!. They usually run at the first sign of
emotion!.
10!. Men are like !.!.!. Popcorn !.!.!. They satisfy you, but only for a
little while!.
11!. Men are like !.!.!. Snowstorms !.!.!. You never know when they're
coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last!.
12!. Men are like !.!.!. Lava Lamps !.!.!. Fun to look at, but not very
bright!.
13!. Men are like !.!.!. Parking Spots !.!.!. All the good ones are taken,
the rest are handicapped!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
You forgot;
Men are like!.!.!.!.!. Dog turds!.!.!.!.!.!.The older they get, the easier they are to pick up!.
If you can tell me what film that's from, you can have a star!.
Aw, forget it, you can have one anyway!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Men are like!.!.!.!.!. Dog turds!.!.!.!.!.!.The older they get, the easier they are to pick up!.
If you can tell me what film that's from, you can have a star!.
Aw, forget it, you can have one anyway!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hehehe that is so funny and true!. I have given you a star because that was great!!!! There is a question being asked on the jokes and riddles section, called:
'Someone else asked this but it made me laugh so I will ask it!!!!!?'
If you want to check it out, because i'm not lying here's the proof:
http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index;!.!.!.
And you have to write down the funniest question you have seen today and i'm definetly putting yours down!. Good joke!!!
bye :0)
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'Someone else asked this but it made me laugh so I will ask it!!!!!?'
If you want to check it out, because i'm not lying here's the proof:
http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index;!.!.!.
And you have to write down the funniest question you have seen today and i'm definetly putting yours down!. Good joke!!!
bye :0)
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so through but i bet u said that is cuz u just got dumped or u dont have one !.if u had a man u probabyl wont be saying that!.
men are men they are here to give u pleasure and if u choose them right u will have them form lifeWww@Enter-QA@Com
men are men they are here to give u pleasure and if u choose them right u will have them form lifeWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO !.!.!. hahaha, my fav was the last one : Men are like !.!.!. Parking Spots !.!.!. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped!. So true!!
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haha!. very true!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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14!. Men are like!.!.!. Apples !.!.!. They get old and spotty and you definitely don't want to f*ck and old, spotty apple!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Very good!!! I will have to use some of these on my husband!. He likes it when I get a little sassy! Thanks for the one liners and heeeeeres your STAR!!!!
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Good one! Have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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