What do YOU use Vaseline for, eh?!
Question: What do YOU use Vaseline for, eh!?
A woman answers the door to a market researcher!.
"Good morning madam, I'm doing some research for Vaseline!. Do you use it at all in your household!?"
"Oh yes, all the time!. It's very good for cuts, grazes, burns, sex!.!.!."
"Well madam, I am astonished with your honesty!. Out of all the people who have completed our research questionaire, you are first to admit using it for sex!. Would you mind explaining for me, how you use it during sex!?"
"Oh, why of course!. It is quite simple really, the first thing we do is lock the door!. Then we just smear it all over the bedroom doorknob, this way the kids can't get in!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Good morning madam, I'm doing some research for Vaseline!. Do you use it at all in your household!?"
"Oh yes, all the time!. It's very good for cuts, grazes, burns, sex!.!.!."
"Well madam, I am astonished with your honesty!. Out of all the people who have completed our research questionaire, you are first to admit using it for sex!. Would you mind explaining for me, how you use it during sex!?"
"Oh, why of course!. It is quite simple really, the first thing we do is lock the door!. Then we just smear it all over the bedroom doorknob, this way the kids can't get in!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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AHAHAHA that made me laugh lolzWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yes, I like that, another star from me!.
Did you hear about the newly wed couple who didn't know the difference between Vaseline and putty!?
Their windows fell out!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Did you hear about the newly wed couple who didn't know the difference between Vaseline and putty!?
Their windows fell out!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ain't it the truth, ha ha ha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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ha ha ha!!! nice one!!! i had not thought about that!!! now i know better!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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lol! nice one!!! i really like that!Www@Enter-QA@Com