Fairy god mothers and golf?!
Question: Fairy god mothers and golf!?
Toward the end of the golf course, Harry somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods finding it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups!. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch!. All of a sudden, POOF!, in a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared!. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups!? Just for that, you won't have any butter for your popcorn the rest of your life; better still; you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life!.!.!.!.!. as a matter of fact, you won't have any butter for anything the rest of your life!" THEN POOF!!.!.!.!.she was gone!.
After Harry got a hold of himself, he hollered for his friend, Fred!. "Fred, where are you!?"
Fred yells back, "I'm over here, in the Pussywillows!."
Harry yells back!.!.!.!.!.!."DON'T SWING FRED!!!" "For God sake, DON'T SWING!!"
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After Harry got a hold of himself, he hollered for his friend, Fred!. "Fred, where are you!?"
Fred yells back, "I'm over here, in the Pussywillows!."
Harry yells back!.!.!.!.!.!."DON'T SWING FRED!!!" "For God sake, DON'T SWING!!"
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for once ive herd a funny joke you should be a comedian you have that speshil thing thing about you that maks you so funny MORE JOKES MORE MORE hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaahahaha!.!.!.
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hell yeah!!! Harry should not swing or else he will not get pus*y for the rest of his life!!! i am sure that he does not want to be punished in that way!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao!. haha that was really funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was silly
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Nadas Biggest Fan in all of Yahoo Answers!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
now that was funny!.mother nature should not be
so mean!.men can not live with pussy cats!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
so mean!.men can not live with pussy cats!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
whoah im slow that tokk me a minute
thats funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Umm!.!.
i didnt get that at first!.
But it seems like everyone else enjoyed it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i didnt get that at first!.
But it seems like everyone else enjoyed it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com