The perfect gentleman (lil johny)?!
Question: The perfect gentleman (lil johny)!?
During a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children, the teacher says to her students:
"If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her!?"
Mike replies: "Wait a minute, I'm going for a piss!."
The teacher says: "That would be very rude and improper on your part!."
Charlie replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute!."
The teacher says: "That's much better but to mention the word ''toilet'' during a meal, is unpleasant!."
And Little Johnny says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment!. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope to be able to introduce to you after dinner!. "Www@Enter-QA@Com
"If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her!?"
Mike replies: "Wait a minute, I'm going for a piss!."
The teacher says: "That would be very rude and improper on your part!."
Charlie replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute!."
The teacher says: "That's much better but to mention the word ''toilet'' during a meal, is unpleasant!."
And Little Johnny says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment!. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope to be able to introduce to you after dinner!. "Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
that was so funny!. I nearly cried by laughing so much!. Omg!.!. that was like!.!.!.!.!.hiarious!. Srry, i just cant stop laughing!. aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhahahahah srryWww@Enter-QA@Com
"!.!.!.!.!.& after dinner, would you like to be dessert!?" ~ Another great Little Johnny joke! ~:)>Www@Enter-QA@Com
The perfect gentleman indeed! ~ : )Www@Enter-QA@Com
Excellent!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha
How old are the childrensupposed to be!? =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
How old are the childrensupposed to be!? =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
BAHAHA good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahaha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
aaaah-hahahahahahaha
thanks i needed that because i was getting crabby at my homework!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
thanks i needed that because i was getting crabby at my homework!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmaoo!. that little johnny is somethin else!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL, Little Johnny! I love his jokes! =))Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!.!.!.nice!.!.!.
STAR~Www@Enter-QA@Com
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lol funny one :) !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nada M, thats all im saying!.
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ha ha ha!!! but would they like to meet his personal friend!?!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ahaha!.!.!.!.i luv this one!.!.!.i like mike's answer thoWww@Enter-QA@Com