Girls and boys ,three for the read of one!?!
Question: Girls and boys ,three for the read of one!!?
read one get two free!!
A husband & wife are celebrating their 10th anniversary,
the wife starts to undress & asked the husband "What did you think when i stripped of 10 years ago!?"
He says "I wanted to f**k your brains out & suck your T**s dry"!.
She says "What are you thinking right now!?"
He said "by the looks of you i done a pretty good job!."
A husband and wife and their two sons are watching TV!. She looks at her husband and winks at him, he gets the message and says, "Excuse us for a few minutes boys, we're going up to our room for a little while!."
Pretty soon one of the boys becomes curious, goes upstairs and sees the door to his parents bedroom is ajar!. He peeks in for a few minutes, trots downstairs, gets his little brother and takes him up to peek into the bedroom!.
"Before you look in there," he says, "keep in mind this is the same woman who smacked our asses just for sucking our thumbs!."
Every time this couple made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light!.
Well, after 20 years and a couple of kids the wife felt this was ridiculous!. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit!. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights!. She looked down, and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device!.!.!.a vibrator! It was soft, wonderful and larger than a real one!.
She went completely ballistic!. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years!? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy !. !. !. you explain the kids!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A husband & wife are celebrating their 10th anniversary,
the wife starts to undress & asked the husband "What did you think when i stripped of 10 years ago!?"
He says "I wanted to f**k your brains out & suck your T**s dry"!.
She says "What are you thinking right now!?"
He said "by the looks of you i done a pretty good job!."
A husband and wife and their two sons are watching TV!. She looks at her husband and winks at him, he gets the message and says, "Excuse us for a few minutes boys, we're going up to our room for a little while!."
Pretty soon one of the boys becomes curious, goes upstairs and sees the door to his parents bedroom is ajar!. He peeks in for a few minutes, trots downstairs, gets his little brother and takes him up to peek into the bedroom!.
"Before you look in there," he says, "keep in mind this is the same woman who smacked our asses just for sucking our thumbs!."
Every time this couple made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light!.
Well, after 20 years and a couple of kids the wife felt this was ridiculous!. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit!. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights!. She looked down, and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device!.!.!.a vibrator! It was soft, wonderful and larger than a real one!.
She went completely ballistic!. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years!? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy !. !. !. you explain the kids!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
LMAO I love the last one!.!.!.You get a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
okay!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
you have started something now no8 three!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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very good,i"ll give you a star for the last one!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
They're all good, but #3 is brilliant, great stuff!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha!.!!!
I liked them No8!.!!!
10/10 for a laugh lady!.!!!
Cheers!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I liked them No8!.!!!
10/10 for a laugh lady!.!!!
Cheers!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!.
Good ones
Keep smilin'!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good ones
Keep smilin'!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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SALE!! did some one mention a sale!? i love a sale me!!
or yes,very funny by the way!.!.star*
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or yes,very funny by the way!.!.star*
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hahahaha i read the last one before; it was a good jokes, nice !?Www@Enter-QA@Com
naughty but nice!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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loved the last one!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao i heard of the last one but the 2nd was a good omeWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao the last ones defo the best oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
sadWww@Enter-QA@Com
not bad!!but your only getting one star!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
kmsl!.!.!.made me laugh
have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
all three good!.but the the last one edges it!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice ones our kidda!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com