Please can you read my joke and rate it? xxx?!
Question: Please can you read my joke and rate it!? xxx!?
Joe wanted to buy a motorbike!. He doesn't have much luck until, one
day;
he comes across a Harley with a 'For Sale' sign on it!.
The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old!.
It is shiny and in absolute mint condition!. He immediately buys it, and
asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years!.
"Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller, "whenever the bike
is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome!. It
protects it from the rain!." And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline!.
That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her
parents!. Naturally, they take the bike there!.
But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, "I
have
to tell you something about my family before we go in!. When we eat
dinner, we don't talk!. In fact, the first person who says anything
during dinner has to do the dishes!."
"No problem," he says!. And in they go!.
Joe is shocked!. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge
stack of dirty dishes!.
In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes!. Piled up on the stairs,
in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes!.
They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word!. As dinner
progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation!.
So he leans over and kisses Sandra!. No one says a word!. So he reaches
over and fondles her breasts!. Still, nobody says a word!. So he stands
up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and
screws
her right there, in front of her parents!. His girlfriend is a little
flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he
sits back down, but no one says a word!.
He looks at her mom!. "She's got a great body," he thinks!. So he grabs
the mom, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with her
every
which way right there on the dinner table!. Now his girlfriend is
furious
and her dad is boiling, but still, total silence!.
All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain!.
Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his
pocket!.
Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts, "All right,
that's enough, I'll do the ****ing dishes!
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day;
he comes across a Harley with a 'For Sale' sign on it!.
The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old!.
It is shiny and in absolute mint condition!. He immediately buys it, and
asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years!.
"Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller, "whenever the bike
is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome!. It
protects it from the rain!." And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline!.
That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her
parents!. Naturally, they take the bike there!.
But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, "I
have
to tell you something about my family before we go in!. When we eat
dinner, we don't talk!. In fact, the first person who says anything
during dinner has to do the dishes!."
"No problem," he says!. And in they go!.
Joe is shocked!. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge
stack of dirty dishes!.
In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes!. Piled up on the stairs,
in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes!.
They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word!. As dinner
progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation!.
So he leans over and kisses Sandra!. No one says a word!. So he reaches
over and fondles her breasts!. Still, nobody says a word!. So he stands
up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and
screws
her right there, in front of her parents!. His girlfriend is a little
flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he
sits back down, but no one says a word!.
He looks at her mom!. "She's got a great body," he thinks!. So he grabs
the mom, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with her
every
which way right there on the dinner table!. Now his girlfriend is
furious
and her dad is boiling, but still, total silence!.
All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain!.
Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his
pocket!.
Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts, "All right,
that's enough, I'll do the ****ing dishes!
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Answers:
hahahaha!.!.!.very funny!.!.!.needed a chuckle early on a Sunday morning!. Star for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thats brilliant !. 10 /10Www@Enter-QA@Com
Snikersnak, Kikerkak, the cow chasesthemonkey roundtheape vaginal cavity!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
it isnt your joke!.
you copied and pasted it
you can find this in a bounch of joke sitesWww@Enter-QA@Com
you copied and pasted it
you can find this in a bounch of joke sitesWww@Enter-QA@Com
BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAH SOOOF UNNY!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha :) Www@Enter-QA@Com
SOOO Funny still giggling 10 mins after I read it 10/10Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oldie but goodie!. LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
hehe xD at first i didnt get it :D lol, but its kinda funny though!. But it might be a bit too long!.!.!.i think shorter jokes are better!. easier to laugh about!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
*tiny* bit lame, but fair enough, it made me chuckle!. ;-PWww@Enter-QA@Com
That was great!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LmfaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha thats really funny! Have a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that joke is older than the bikeWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha that's great!. XDWww@Enter-QA@Com
very good jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
PMSL at your joke I give it a A*Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmfao quality good to see someone with a sense of humour out there lol xxxxx
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i will give 8 out of 10 Www@Enter-QA@Com
that funny have two stars!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
RIGHTEOUS!
thanks for posting and a * 4 u :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
thanks for posting and a * 4 u :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
it dosent make sense to me!. =/Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats funny!.!.!.but ive heard better
i'd give it a 7
and a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
i'd give it a 7
and a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
The first time I heard that one I fell out my cradle laughing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
IMAO
10/10Www@Enter-QA@Com
10/10Www@Enter-QA@Com