A joke for the ladies!?!


Question: A joke for the ladies!!?
Three men walking through the woods get lost and find themselves at a raging river!. As night begins to fall the men turn to prayer!.

1st man: Dear God, please help me to cross this river!.

A rubber raft appears and the man paddles and fights his way across taking five hours!.

2nd man: Dear God, please help me to quickly cross this river!.

A wooden boat appears and he rows across to the other side of the river taking three hours!.

3rd man: Dear God, please give me the presence of mind, the courage and ability to make it across the river!.

The man changes into a woman, she reads the map, and walks over the bridge!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
HAHA!!
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The way it is sposed to go is this


Three men are walking in the woods, when they come upon a raging river, with no way across!. Suddenly a genie appears and says to them, "iwill grant you each 1 wish"!. The first man says, "Genie, please give me the strength to cross this river"!. So the genie gives him buff arms and buff legs, and he swims across, after almost drowing twice!.

The Genie then asks the second man, "What is your wish"!? The man says, "Please give me the strength and tools to cross this river"!.
So the genie gives him buff arms, buff legs, and a rowboat!. He jumps in and rows across, after almost capsizing once!.

The genie then turns to the third mad and asks him what his wish is!. The man then says, "Genie, Give me the strength, the tools, and the intelligence to cross this river!. POOF! He turns into a buff woman!. She then pulls out the map the genie gave her, walks 100yards upstream and crosses the bridge!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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