A joke for a joke...?!
Question: A joke for a joke!.!.!.!?
Heres mine,
I was a very happy person!. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married!. There was only one little thing bothering me !. !. !. it was her beautiful younger sister!.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless!. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts!. It had to be deliberate!. She never did it when she was near anyone else!.
One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations!. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome!. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister!. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word!. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me!."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs!. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me!. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door!. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car!.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test !. !. !. we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter!. Welcome to the family!."
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car!
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I was a very happy person!. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married!. There was only one little thing bothering me !. !. !. it was her beautiful younger sister!.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless!. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts!. It had to be deliberate!. She never did it when she was near anyone else!.
One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations!. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome!. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister!. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word!. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me!."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs!. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me!. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door!. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car!.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test !. !. !. we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter!. Welcome to the family!."
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car!
Whatve u got!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Andy, a very good man, died and went to Heaven!. In heaven there was a line of people waiting to get in and St!. Peter was welcoming them:
St Peter: What's your name!?
Betsy: Betsy!.
St Peter: Why do you deserve to be heree!?
Betsy: I was a doctor and helped many poor children with cancer when I was on earth!.
St Peter: Ok, go inside!.
Another man came:
St Peter: What is your name!?
Gilbert: Gilbert!.
St Peter: Why do you deserve to be here!?
Gilbert: I was a teacher and I dedicated my life to the illiterate people!.
St Peter: Ok, go inside!.
When it was Andy's time to talk, he was surpised by a man being carried on a golden throne, with many angels dancing around him and flowers being spread on his way, etc, etc!. And St Peter had a big smile on his face:
St Peter: Oh, please do come in immediately! We have been anxiously waiting for you! Come! Come in now!
Andy was so surprised that he couldn't control himself:
Andy: Hey, Peter, what did this guy do!?
St Peter: Oh, he was a lawyer!.
Andy: Just this!? That woman treated sick kids, the man taught poor adults, I fought against injustice and this lawyer gets this fantastic welcome party!? It's not fair!
St Peter: Look, teachers, doctors, nuns, etc, we are sick and tired of them, but a lawyer!? This is the first one we see in more than a thousand years!Www@Enter-QA@Com
St Peter: What's your name!?
Betsy: Betsy!.
St Peter: Why do you deserve to be heree!?
Betsy: I was a doctor and helped many poor children with cancer when I was on earth!.
St Peter: Ok, go inside!.
Another man came:
St Peter: What is your name!?
Gilbert: Gilbert!.
St Peter: Why do you deserve to be here!?
Gilbert: I was a teacher and I dedicated my life to the illiterate people!.
St Peter: Ok, go inside!.
When it was Andy's time to talk, he was surpised by a man being carried on a golden throne, with many angels dancing around him and flowers being spread on his way, etc, etc!. And St Peter had a big smile on his face:
St Peter: Oh, please do come in immediately! We have been anxiously waiting for you! Come! Come in now!
Andy was so surprised that he couldn't control himself:
Andy: Hey, Peter, what did this guy do!?
St Peter: Oh, he was a lawyer!.
Andy: Just this!? That woman treated sick kids, the man taught poor adults, I fought against injustice and this lawyer gets this fantastic welcome party!? It's not fair!
St Peter: Look, teachers, doctors, nuns, etc, we are sick and tired of them, but a lawyer!? This is the first one we see in more than a thousand years!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was hilarious!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
This is one of my favorite jokes:
What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics!?
Not being in them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics!?
Not being in them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was funny!. but damn, that's one f*cked up family tho, showing their daughter's private parts just to test the son-in-law!? lol i wish that would happen to me Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol! Very funny!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMFG!! LMAO!
hahaha! wow! i could not believe the moral!!
hahaha wow best joke ive ever read!!
THX FOR POSTING!! :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha! wow! i could not believe the moral!!
hahaha wow best joke ive ever read!!
THX FOR POSTING!! :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
Thats Jokes Lol
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What Did Batman Say To Robin Before They Got In The Car !?
Robin !.!. Get In The Car
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What Did Batman Say To Robin Before They Got In The Car !?
Robin !.!. Get In The Car
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you took that off this site it was on here 2 days agoWww@Enter-QA@Com
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so funny !
you made it at this time!!
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so funny !
you made it at this time!!
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A mom of an 8 year old boy was awaiting her son's arrival from school!. As he ran in, he said he needed to talk to her about making babies!. He claimed he knew about the development of a fetus but didn't understand the answer to that "million dollar question"!. Namely, how did the sperm get into the woman!?
The mom asked the boy what he thought the answer was!. The boy said that the sperm is manufactured in the man's stomach, it rises up to his chest, then throat, and into his mouth whereupon he kisses the woman and deposits the sperm into her mouth!.
The mom told her boy that that was a good guess, but wrong!. She said that she would give him a hint!.!.!.that the sperm came out of the man's penis!.
Suddenly, the boy's face became quite red and he said, "YOU MEAN YOU PUT YOUR MOUTH ON THAT THING!!!?!?" Www@Enter-QA@Com
The mom asked the boy what he thought the answer was!. The boy said that the sperm is manufactured in the man's stomach, it rises up to his chest, then throat, and into his mouth whereupon he kisses the woman and deposits the sperm into her mouth!.
The mom told her boy that that was a good guess, but wrong!. She said that she would give him a hint!.!.!.that the sperm came out of the man's penis!.
Suddenly, the boy's face became quite red and he said, "YOU MEAN YOU PUT YOUR MOUTH ON THAT THING!!!?!?" Www@Enter-QA@Com