You know you're from IDAHO When...?!
Question: You know you're from IDAHO When!.!.!.!?
- The wind is faster than your truck!.
- Every other vehicle is a 4x4!.
- When the sun goes down you start looking for your coat!.
- In March, your vehicle is 43% mud!.
- You leave your keys in the car and the next morning it's still there!.
- You installed your new computer using a Leatherman tool!.
- You hear the words "stream" or "brook" pronounced "crick!."
- The elevation exceeds the population!.
- You've broken down on the highway and somebody stops to help you!.
- You can see the stars at night!.
- People drive 200 miles to shop in a real mall!.
- Your great grandmother is older than the courthouse!.
- You got a set of snow tires for Valentines Day!.
- The bumper jack in your pickup will lift a house!.
- Your back yard smells like sagebrush or various animals!.
- A girls' basketball game fills the gym!.
- You slept through the night unawakened by a siren!.
- A rodeo is more popular than a rock concert!.
- You can fish, golf, and go skiing all in the same day if you try hard enough!.
- Yellow light means "follow the car in front of you no matter what!."
- Democrats are like salmon, they are on the endangered species list!.
- You wave to someone on the freeway because you recognize the truck!.
- You talk about a combine and people don't wonder what you are putting together!.
- In the spring, every tenth car you pass is a tractor!.
- When the car in front of you is weaving you suspect a farmer instead of a drunk!.
- Maps and gloves are kept in your vehicle's "jocky box!."
- You can choose plastic bags or paper sacks for your groceries!.
- You have to wait for a flock of sheep to pass you on the road!.
- You know why people pay money to watch "pig wrestling!."
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- Every other vehicle is a 4x4!.
- When the sun goes down you start looking for your coat!.
- In March, your vehicle is 43% mud!.
- You leave your keys in the car and the next morning it's still there!.
- You installed your new computer using a Leatherman tool!.
- You hear the words "stream" or "brook" pronounced "crick!."
- The elevation exceeds the population!.
- You've broken down on the highway and somebody stops to help you!.
- You can see the stars at night!.
- People drive 200 miles to shop in a real mall!.
- Your great grandmother is older than the courthouse!.
- You got a set of snow tires for Valentines Day!.
- The bumper jack in your pickup will lift a house!.
- Your back yard smells like sagebrush or various animals!.
- A girls' basketball game fills the gym!.
- You slept through the night unawakened by a siren!.
- A rodeo is more popular than a rock concert!.
- You can fish, golf, and go skiing all in the same day if you try hard enough!.
- Yellow light means "follow the car in front of you no matter what!."
- Democrats are like salmon, they are on the endangered species list!.
- You wave to someone on the freeway because you recognize the truck!.
- You talk about a combine and people don't wonder what you are putting together!.
- In the spring, every tenth car you pass is a tractor!.
- When the car in front of you is weaving you suspect a farmer instead of a drunk!.
- Maps and gloves are kept in your vehicle's "jocky box!."
- You can choose plastic bags or paper sacks for your groceries!.
- You have to wait for a flock of sheep to pass you on the road!.
- You know why people pay money to watch "pig wrestling!."
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