Joke> Should you ask for crushed nuts on your cream?!
Question: Joke> Should you ask for crushed nuts on your cream!?
A little old man shuffled slowly into the 'Orange Dipper', an ice cream
parlor in Naples , and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool!.
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*After catching his breath he ordered a banana split!.
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*The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts!?'
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*'No,' he replied, 'hemorrhoids*
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parlor in Naples , and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool!.
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*After catching his breath he ordered a banana split!.
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*The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts!?'
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*'No,' he replied, 'hemorrhoids*
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Answers:
You said nuts and the squirrel came a runin', then I groan at your joke!. LOL Thanks, star for youWww@Enter-QA@Com
This one is is pure 'humor' that makes us laugh & be happy!.
I enjoyed the pun on the following expressions you have been toying with:
1!. 'orange dipper'
2!. 'a banana split' or 'split banana'
3!. ''nuts' ( not necessarily 'crushed')
4!. 'hemorrhoids'
It is obvious what they all go to suggest!.
There lies the humor!
Here is a star of appreciation for this one, kitty!
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I enjoyed the pun on the following expressions you have been toying with:
1!. 'orange dipper'
2!. 'a banana split' or 'split banana'
3!. ''nuts' ( not necessarily 'crushed')
4!. 'hemorrhoids'
It is obvious what they all go to suggest!.
There lies the humor!
Here is a star of appreciation for this one, kitty!
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nothin worse than a bunch of grapes hanging from the butt!.!.!.apart from crushed nuts!.!.!.!.!.!.!.if they walk with bowed legs they have hemorroids!.!.!.or there a cowboy!.!.!.!.!.!.or both!.!.!.!.seamanab xWww@Enter-QA@Com
I dont know what hemorrhoids are, but I still get it!. Star for you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
you are so good!. crushed nuts with ice cream is in best tasteWww@Enter-QA@Com
Not if your a dude!.!.!.
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Nothing like a funny one to pick me up!. Thanks, it really was funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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haha :L
i like it xWww@Enter-QA@Com
i like it xWww@Enter-QA@Com
Too funny!.!.!.!.not what I was expecting, which is what made it funnier still!
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