Do you think this would work the truth?!
Question: Do you think this would work the truth!?
A man and his secretary are having an affair, so one afternoon they get a motel room and have strenuous s*x!.
He's not used to the pace, so he falls asleep afterwards and doesn't wake up until about 8:30 that night, at which time he realizes it's late and that he has to get home!.
He says to his secretary, "Quick! While I get dressed, you take my shoes outside and drag them around through the grass and mud!."
Puzzled, the secretary complies!. When the man gets home about 9:30 his wife confronts him and asks him where he's been!.
The man says, "I cannot lie to you!. I spent the better part of the day doing my secretary in a motel room, then I fell asleep, woke up later, and came right home!."
The woman looks down at his shoes and says, "You lying b*stard, you've been out playing golf again!"
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He's not used to the pace, so he falls asleep afterwards and doesn't wake up until about 8:30 that night, at which time he realizes it's late and that he has to get home!.
He says to his secretary, "Quick! While I get dressed, you take my shoes outside and drag them around through the grass and mud!."
Puzzled, the secretary complies!. When the man gets home about 9:30 his wife confronts him and asks him where he's been!.
The man says, "I cannot lie to you!. I spent the better part of the day doing my secretary in a motel room, then I fell asleep, woke up later, and came right home!."
The woman looks down at his shoes and says, "You lying b*stard, you've been out playing golf again!"
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Absolutely excellent, the truth worked FOR him, great, well done!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Excellent joke and poor lady!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha
thats funny
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It probably would work!. lol
Men are sneaky creatures!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Men are sneaky creatures!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That could workWww@Enter-QA@Com
It's so daft, it probably would work!. LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
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Heard this one before!.!.!.!.too good!.!. Intelligent man!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahhhahaha!.!.poor lady! love u jokeduck !. btw y do u only give these types of jokes huh!? from your experience!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol, i was going to post this but have already reached my limit today :(Www@Enter-QA@Com