You know it is July in Florida when: ?!
Question: You know it is July in Florida when: !?
- Hot water comes out of both taps!.
- You find out that a seatbelt buckle makes a pretty nice branding iron!.
- The trees are whistling for the dogs!.
- You find out that you can get sunburned through your car window!.
- The birds need to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground!.
- You burn your hand opening the car door!.
- The temperature drops below 95 and you put on a sweater!.
- You can make instant sun tea!.
- Shade determines the best parking space, not distance!.
- Farmers feed their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs!.
- When you step outside at 7:30 a!.m!., you break into a sweat!.
- Potatoes cook underground!. This is convenient because all you have to do is pull one out and add salt, pepper and butter!.
- You discover that asphalt has a liquid state!.
- You realize that it only takes two fingers to steer your car!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
- You find out that a seatbelt buckle makes a pretty nice branding iron!.
- The trees are whistling for the dogs!.
- You find out that you can get sunburned through your car window!.
- The birds need to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground!.
- You burn your hand opening the car door!.
- The temperature drops below 95 and you put on a sweater!.
- You can make instant sun tea!.
- Shade determines the best parking space, not distance!.
- Farmers feed their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs!.
- When you step outside at 7:30 a!.m!., you break into a sweat!.
- Potatoes cook underground!. This is convenient because all you have to do is pull one out and add salt, pepper and butter!.
- You discover that asphalt has a liquid state!.
- You realize that it only takes two fingers to steer your car!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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I am supossed to do one!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
hey i live in FlOrIdA! Thats not all trueWww@Enter-QA@Com