Need a laugh? read this and get what you need! part 2 lol!?!
Question: Need a laugh!? read this and get what you need! part 2 lol!!?
A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns!. Inside, he finds a couple in bed!. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair!. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict leans over her, kisses her neck, then gets up & goes into the bathroom!.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: 'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict!. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years!. I saw how he kissed your neck!. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain!.!.!.do what ever he tells you!. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you!. This guy is obviously very dangerous!. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both!. Be strong, honey!. I love you!'
His wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my neck!. He was whispering in my ear!. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline!. I told him it was in the bathroom!. Be strong honey -- I love you too!.' Www@Enter-QA@Com
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: 'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict!. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years!. I saw how he kissed your neck!. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain!.!.!.do what ever he tells you!. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you!. This guy is obviously very dangerous!. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both!. Be strong, honey!. I love you!'
His wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my neck!. He was whispering in my ear!. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline!. I told him it was in the bathroom!. Be strong honey -- I love you too!.' Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Hahahahha!!!
Dude!. That made my day!.
(It would also make my day if i get best answer!.!.)
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Dude!. That made my day!.
(It would also make my day if i get best answer!.!.)
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Seen it on here before, but I still lmao when I read it!. Every time I read it I think "what a wuss, be strong honey and give him what he wants" wonder how he felt when she told him the same thing!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHA!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
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LMAO
HAHAHA TOO FUNNY!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHA TOO FUNNY!Www@Enter-QA@Com
rotflmao!!! that is so funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha poor guy!.!.!.nice one!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao! nice Www@Enter-QA@Com
oh wow!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol! now thats what i call funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com