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Question: More funny questions :) :) Please read :)!?
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs!?
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours!?
What is Satan's last name!?
Why do doctors leave the room when you change!? They're going to see you naked anyway!.
Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes!?
If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"!?
Do they bury people with their braces on!?
How far east can you go before you're heading west!?
Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves!?
Are eyebrows considered facial hair!?
If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on!?
In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"!?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round!?
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary!?
Can you daydream at night!?
Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it!?
Can crop circles be square!?
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor!?
If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'!?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches!?
Why aren't drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home!?
How fast do hotcakes sell!?
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them!?
Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all!?
Do you yawn in your sleep!?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs!?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet!?
How did the first women ever to shave their legs know that the skin wouldn't just peel right off!?
When a pregnant lady has twins, is there 1 or 2 umbilical cords!?
Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey!?
Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves!?
If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn!?
Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer!?
Do your eyes change color when you die!?
Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene!?




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Answers:
Wha a challenge :d soo many questions =D

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs!?
Because they just don't!. Honeselty i have no idea but i don't really care ;)

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours!?
Keeps on changing but i prefer Right!

What is Satan's last name!?
Satan Doolittle :D

Why do doctors leave the room when you change!? They're going to see you naked anyway!.
Well its quite embarrasing when you change while they look xD

Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes!?
Up the £$%!

If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"!?
I would run out pretending to cry :D

Do they bury people with their braces on!?
Waste of resources xD No i dont think so THE UNDERTAKER takes them off!.

How far east can you go before you're heading west!?
Depends if you have a compass!. Id say 100 Miles give or take :p

Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves!?
They get one of there other workers do it for them I heard!.

Are eyebrows considered facial hair!?
Yup

If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on!?
Well i guess its the day his whole body came out on! xD

In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"!?
Song sounds awful, I dont even wanna hear it!

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round!?
square meat is no fun :(

Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary!?
yup ive actually seen it

Can you daydream at night!?
nope!. when u daydream ur half consious

Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it!?
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT DOT DOING ON MY PHONE LOL!. Wow i didnt no that until now!

Can crop circles be square!?
I doubt Aliens r gunna be drawing squares on our land

If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor!?
Probably becuz they can control it :P

If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'!?
It can also be POISON :O

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches!?
They wanna grow money and be rich and steal our money those snobs

Why aren't drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home!?
no idea wat they are

How fast do hotcakes sell!?
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If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them!?
Well I don't think so!. It might stop for a minute to check on the person but then it has to call HQ and report it!.

Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all!?
cant be bothered

Do you yawn in your sleep!?
dunno, need to ask my brother xD

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs!?
Well obviously :P

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet!?
Becuz they dont trust you but trust the facts :D

How did the first women ever to shave their legs know that the skin wouldn't just peel right off!?
People take risks!.

When a pregnant lady has twins, is there 1 or 2 umbilical cords!?
1 each!. I was a twin lol!. You come out at different times as well!.

Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey!?
He looks like one :d besides its just a name!.

Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves!?
lol nope!. ppl dont stutter when there thinking

If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn!?
None :P

Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer!?
So we can press the Turn off button which is inside the start button ;O

Do your eyes change color when you die!?
Nope!.

Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene!?

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How about this one (and actual question someone asked): Why can't i print white letters even when i use colored paper!? (talking about on the computer)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Hilarious! And thought provoking!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Lol omg how'd u come up with soo many questions !
i like the one about at the cinema it's very true , i always end up sitting with my elbows on my knees :S

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I believe that the reason they call the funny bone that, is that when u hit it u make some of the funniest faces!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

cool questions! some have answers i think like no one wanted mcdonalds skanky hotdogs thats why they dont sell them or pizza lol Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahahaaahahahaaaaaaaaaahahahaaaWww@Enter-QA@Com

lmao!. those are good!. i ask some of those questions to myself sometimes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Very good questions!!
You are either a very bored person with too much time to think or
you are a member of Mensa!. LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com

thanks for the laughs that was hilarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Lol I guess its questons i wouldnt normally ask!

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funny -good pointsWww@Enter-QA@Com

WOW!!! You really are a bored person! I almost wet myself laughed so hard!!! You made my day!Www@Enter-QA@Com

omg too much free time lol :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com

if you choke a smurf, what color will it turn!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

The baby is born on the second day, it was when it was all out!.
The word dictionary is in the dictionary!.
The number 5 has a dot on it for blind people!.
They died laughing!.!.!. well too much medicine is bad for you!.
It's not always called the start button, it can be called the power button too!.
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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs!? THEY FIGHT WITH THE BURGERS
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours!? BOTH
What is Satan's last name!? JOHNSON
Why do doctors leave the room when you change!? They're going to see you naked anyway!. TO TAKE PICTURES WITH HIDDEN CAMERA
Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes!? NIPPLES
If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"!? YOU COULD BE IN THE OJ TRIAL
Do they bury people with their braces on!? NO, THEY RUST
How far east can you go before you're heading west!? 12,365 MILES
Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves!? THEY GO TO GYNOCOLOGISTS
Are eyebrows considered facial hair!? ONLY UNIBROWS
If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on!? TUESDAY
In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"!? NEITHER, THE HAT
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round!? BECAUSE A TRIANGLE WOULD LOOK STUPID
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary!? YES AND IT SAYS "THE THING YOU ARE HOLDING"
Can you daydream at night!? YES, BUT ONLY ABOUT KITTENS AND UNICORNS
Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it!? SO BLIND PEOPLE KNOW WHERE THE NUMBERS ARE
Can crop circles be square!? NO SILLY
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor!? FLIP FLOPS
If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'!? SOME DEAD GUY
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches!? SO YOUR MONEY CAN LEAVE YOU
Why aren't drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home!? LESBIANS
How fast do hotcakes sell!? LIKE HOTCAKES
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them!? NO
Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all!? WHEN YOU SEE OTHER PEOPLE DO IT, ITS FUNNY
Do you yawn in your sleep!? NO, BUT I DO FART
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs!? NO, THEY ARE BLANK
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet!? BECAUSE I COUNTED THEM
How did the first women ever to shave their legs know that the skin wouldn't just peel right off!? TRIAL AND ERROR
When a pregnant lady has twins, is there 1 or 2 umbilical cords!? ONE FOR EACH BABY
Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey!? HUNG LIKE A DONKEY
Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves!? YES
If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn!? PERRIWINKLE
Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer!? BECAUSE IT SAID SO
Do your eyes change color when you die!? DIE AND I WILL TELL YOU
Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene!? YEAH, LIGHTS JUST MEANS GET READY TO TURN ON OR OFF THE LIGHTS
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Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all!?

Its Called The Humorous



Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer!?

Its Actually the power button


Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene!?


Yes Because It Refers Tot he Mood Lighting Too xD


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funny, im only gona answer one ques!.!.!. cos im too lazy to answer rest lol!. but the phones and calculators one is so blind people can use them!.!.!. its the same with the num pad on keyboard!.!.!. and the letters F and J!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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