Girl"s & boy"s.. couple of daft ones for you!?!


Question: Girl"s & boy"s!.!. couple of daft ones for you!!?
An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby!. It was so far out, there was no electricity!. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5 year old child!. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see while he helped the woman deliver the baby!. The child did so, the mother pushed, and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath!. "Hit him again," the 5 yr!. old said!. "He shouldn’t have crawled up there in the first place!!"


A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam!. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed!. "Breast-fed" she replied!. "Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered!. She did!. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination!. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight!. You don’t have any milk!." "I know," she said, "I’m his Grandma, but I’m glad I came!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


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star for you!
very good, enjoyed them both
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titter!.!.titter!! very good!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Both very good - especially the last one xxWww@Enter-QA@Com

2nd one!!!! *laughing*Www@Enter-QA@Com

both excellent jokes!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

The 2nd was the breast ever!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Like them both, prefer the 2nd!
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first funny!.!.!.

second a corker!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

luv em!! l!.o!.l!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Like the second one---Ha Ha HaWww@Enter-QA@Com

two crackers no8!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Made me lol
10/10Www@Enter-QA@Com

The first one was the funniest!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

That's kind of funny!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol good ones :) !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

a breast of the times!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

the last one was really funny!. thanx!Www@Enter-QA@Com

ROTFL!.!. good ones!.!.!. specially the last oneWww@Enter-QA@Com

LOL! very funny i love the second one ;DWww@Enter-QA@Com

two nice ones!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Nice!.!.!. very nice!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

yep a couple of laughs ha ha!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

nice two our kidda!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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